Cameoed the the Mookie when MrsCrackn limped QQ into my JJ. Cruelly I even hit a Jack on flop only to lose on 4 flush. Congrats to surf for winning again.
Cameoed the Dookie when fishy sucked out with a dominated hand all in pre, then BoxofWhine tried to steal my short BB when I had instacall stack and sucked out with a dominated hand.
I railed Hoy in $28k as he played the weakest poker ever seen on the bubble to go out 231st when 216 paid. Since he was instafolding I can only assume "dfghjk" is on his forehead this morning.
I played a little NLHE cash today since worst poker player claims to be making money playing cash I had to try. It really seems trivial to make money at $100 NL.
bayne_s posts the small blind of $0.50
TwogirlsoneCup posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [2d 2h]
Landersp folds
Andrew Song folds
roger714 folds
victim raises to $2 wonder what he has?
colekane folds
chickenking calls $2
bayne_s calls $1.50
TwogirlsoneCup calls $1
*** FLOP *** [Jc Js 2c]
bayne_s checks
TwogirlsoneCup checks
victim bets $4
chickenking folds
bayne_s raises to $20
TwogirlsoneCup adds $2
TwogirlsoneCup folds
victim calls $16
*** TURN *** [Jc Js 2c] [9h]
bayne_s bets $48
victim calls $38.70, and is all in
bayne_s shows [2d 2h]
victim shows [Ac As]
Uncalled bet of $9.30 returned to bayne_s
*** RIVER *** [Jc Js 2c 9h] [3c]
bayne_s shows a full house, Twos full of Jacks
victim shows two pair, Aces and Jacks
bayne_s wins the pot ($122.40) with a full house, Twos full of Jacks
victim is sitting out
bayne_s posts the small blind of $0.50
victim posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [Ks Th]
7 folds
bayne_s calls $0.50
victim raises to $2 wonder what he has?
bayne_s calls $1
*** FLOP *** [Td Ts Kc]
bayne_s checks
victim bets $1
bayne_s raises to $7
victim has 15 seconds left to act
victim raises to $13
bayne_s raises to $43
victim calls $30
*** TURN *** [Td Ts Kc] [3c]
bayne_s bets $8.90, and is all in
victim calls $8.90
bayne_s shows [Ks Th]
victim shows [Ah As]
*** RIVER *** [Td Ts Kc 3c] [Tc]
bayne_s shows four of a kind, Tens
victim shows a full house, Tens full of Aces
bayne_s wins the pot ($104.80) with four of a kind, Tens
If you are going to be "tricky" and min-raise Aces pre-flop don't you also have to consider laying them down on paired flop?
Wait, are those two victims the same person? If it is, that dude is just retarded.
ReplyDelete2 separate victims, for a price I will reveal ids.
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