Per Josie request

Year is almost half over, last few weeks have seen some downward movement after 2 month lull. This puts me at just short of halfway to goal just short of halfway through year but I figure I am not burning 30 calories/hour walking and unknown less in other activities since I am carrying less weight.

What Would you Do?

After reading waffle's post on the subject as well as Rigg's I decided to post my own WWYD.

As a disclaimer I must point out that unlike these people I am not old enough to be eligible.

Company you work for has announced they are going to reduce $1 billion in expenses, you work in a group with a significant number of contractors that is still in key segment of companies business.

Those who are 50+ and with years at company added reach 60 are eligible to opt for early retirement which means getting X years pay plus Y years medical plus other incentives. (I don't feel it is right to post exact details put did find details here.)

You also get information that in the event you are laid off you will receive X/3 years pay and Y/4 years medical.

Math would indicate from numbers that intent is to reduce work force 5-10%.

1) Do you immediately look for another job?

2) Do you automatically take the retire offer even in absence of finding new job?

3) What odds would you need that you can find a new job within time period X to have sufficient pot odds?

Vegas Bound

Youngest cousin (I have met) is getting married this summer. Bachelor Party is this weekend with base being Mandalay Bay.

I may play PLO Monday and if not Tuesday.

I am also comped into a Blackjack tournament so will have to play that. It is 1st so obviously it is play Blackjack but rest of strategy will be new. What I learned at my only craps tournament was my being 2nd shooter and rolling well did nothing for me as other people made more money than I. But what I learned playing craps with Recess was to use position to make sure I was collecting slightly more when table was good.

One thing for sure is I need a break from work. Was so psyched that boss started 3 week vacation Monday but fucker keeps emailing questions. I will not be checking email when I vacation.

Still No Poker

Today marks 6 weeks without poker.

I do miss going to the Morgan Hill Tournament but the hosts schedule worked out that April tourney was his last until August and it is always 1st weekend of month. I am not sure I miss Online anymore. I might have felt compelled to play to maintain IronMan status as that was worth a bonus few bucks every month.

I only have one more month where I can drive solo in the HOV lanes. We own two hybrids bud sadly I misplaced stickers for wive's car when we got them. Will probably find when I get around to clearing out storage. There are no HOV lanes along my short commute route to work so will only miss stickers the few nights I head North after work to visit old co-workers.

I looked at a Tesla Roadster as I think the all electric vehicle stickers are still active but determined I can't sit in Roadster with roof on.

From workplace last quarterly report:

"We plan to also undertake certain cost control initiatives, such as a voluntary early retirement program, further workforce reductions and other restructuring activities. We expect to recognize a pretax charge in the fourth quarter of fiscal 2011 of between $0.5 billion and $1.1 billion in connection with the voluntary early retirement program, which amounts will be paid in the fourth quarter of fiscal 2011. At this time we cannot quantify the amount of further restructuring charges that we expect to recognize in future periods, as we are in the process of evaluating these activities."

I believe I have reasonable odds to not be part of "further workplace reductions" but it definitely makes work more tense plus sense I have played as much poker as I have I recognize that the risk is never zero.

No Poker, Only work

The 15 days without poker left me with more time to sleep and sadly less urgency to leave work in time to register for the 7:20 (Pacific) Rush Super Turbo KO.

Eventually I will find another hobby and/or exercise more but last two weeks work has been busy as I am covering for co-worker who went to Mother-in-laws funeral (in Iran) so have departed closer to 9 each night.

The most important thing learned at work is that it may seem cool to name a project after a Marvel Comics theme but once you involve Canada trouble occurs.

There have been some holdups shipping from China to US and from US to Bangalore just because we put Project name on manifest.

Someone has some explaining to do to convince people that they really are just router boards rather than some mysterious Weapon X.

More bored than pissed

It's Saturday Night.

Wife is already asleep, daughter has headphones on.

Shark's game is over.

Turbo Fiddy is underway and I can't play.

Bay 101 does not deal PLO.

Bay 101 here I come

Was already having a bad day at work, had to go tell boss about a mistake on his project. I did not make the mistake that hoses schedule quite a bit but dude who made error is on Leave of Absence so I get to clean it up.

Email lit up with the DOJ news about end of online.

On positive I had mostly cashed out to go to Las Vegas last week.

On the bad side I have been on a heater since Tuesday.

I also took 2nd in an On-Demand Rush tourney for $399 and had double cash in 10:20 super turbo KO.

Only positive I can take from end of hobby is Waffles won't get to $10k so bet is mine biatch.

Vegas Weekend Report

Tried to text Falstaff based on 2007 WPBT spread sheet. Got "dude you got wrong number" text.

Drank no beer to limit my carbohydrate intake. Jack and Diet Coke hits harder though.

Jack by the shot hits even harder (Recess idea, the shots at least).

Craps was burning money until MITCHELL starting hitting tens like it owed him money, rough estimate is 10 total including 4 in a row at end at Planet Hollywood.

Recess and I headed to IP to meet up with Don and others for dinner (hope Saturday was correct day), we settled in on a craps table with a few good shooters who were overly inked but don't think much were prison tattoos to wait. We had another good run at table. We switched to tequila after discovering my diamond status with Caesars allows Patron upgrade. But we may have neglected to tell Don et al to look for us at a craps table.

We gave up at 8:30 and headed to dinner needing to soak up some alcohol.

Recess Birthday Weekend

Need a break from work before my new board comes in next week.

Wife and Demon are headed to SoCal to meet up with sister-in-law and 2 nieces.

Seems like a perfect weekend for Las Vegas.

Now if I could only figure out how to run like Jo C for the weekend and cardrack my way to a huge weekend

Not April fools hand

PokerStars Game #60148422443: Tournament #381063394, $20.00+$0.96 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (15/30) - 2011/04/01 2:12:47 ET

Table '381063394 1' 10-max Seat #3 is the button

Seat 1: kappa hd (1500 in chips)

Seat 2: Valjini (1395 in chips) <---- Canadian

Seat 3: luckynice789 (1455 in chips)

Seat 4: RiCxor (1470 in chips) <---- Canadian

Seat 5: bayne_s (1500 in chips)

Seat 6: ICANTSNG (1500 in chips)

Seat 7: kalle8779 (1635 in chips)

Seat 8: iratenate (1470 in chips)

Seat 9: puhbaer (1500 in chips)

Seat 10: ok what ev (1575 in chips)

RiCxor: posts small blind 15

bayne_s: posts big blind 30

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to bayne_s [8s 9s]

ICANTSNG: folds

kalle8779: folds

iratenate: calls 30

puhbaer: folds

ok what ev: folds

kappa hd: folds

Valjini: raises 90 to 120

luckynice789: calls 120

RiCxor: folds

bayne_s: calls 90

iratenate: raises 270 to 390

Valjini: raises 1005 to 1395 and is all-in

luckynice789: folds

bayne_s: folds

iratenate: calls 1005

*** FLOP *** [6d Tc 7d]

*** TURN *** [6d Tc 7d] [Th]

*** RIVER *** [6d Tc 7d Th] [5h]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

iratenate: shows [Ah Ac] (two pair, Aces and Tens)

Valjini: shows [Ts Jd] (three of a kind, Tens) <---- Canadian

Valjini collected 3045 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 3045 | Rake 0

Board [6d Tc 7d Th 5h]

Seat 1: kappa hd folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: Valjini showed [Ts Jd] and won (3045) with three of a kind, Tens

Seat 3: luckynice789 (button) folded before Flop

Seat 4: RiCxor (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 5: bayne_s (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 6: ICANTSNG folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 7: kalle8779 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 8: iratenate showed [Ah Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Tens

Seat 9: puhbaer folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 10: ok what ev folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Not going to lie at this point I am annoyed at the Canadian donkey

PokerStars Game #60148508856: Tournament #381063394, $20.00+$0.96 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2011/04/01 2:17:30 ET

Table '381063394 1' 10-max Seat #9 is the button

Seat 1: kappa hd (1500 in chips)

Seat 2: Valjini (3335 in chips)

Seat 3: luckynice789 (1225 in chips)

Seat 4: RiCxor (1455 in chips) <---- Canadian

Seat 5: bayne_s (1365 in chips)

Seat 6: ICANTSNG (1450 in chips)

Seat 7: kalle8779 (1635 in chips)

Seat 9: puhbaer (1500 in chips)

Seat 10: ok what ev (1535 in chips)

ok what ev: posts small blind 25

kappa hd: posts big blind 50

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to bayne_s [9d 9c]

Valjini: folds

luckynice789: folds

RiCxor: raises 100 to 150

bayne_s: calls 150

ICANTSNG: folds

kalle8779: folds

puhbaer: folds

ok what ev: folds

kappa hd: folds

*** FLOP *** [5d 3s 9h]

RiCxor: bets 250<---- Canadian so I think w00t he has presto

bayne_s: calls 250

*** TURN *** [5d 3s 9h] [9s]

RiCxor: bets 600<---- Canadian must be presto

bayne_s: calls 600

*** RIVER *** [5d 3s 9h 9s] [3h]

RiCxor: bets 455 and is all-in

bayne_s: calls 365 and is all-in

Uncalled bet (90) returned to RiCxor

*** SHOW DOWN ***

RiCxor: shows [Ad 6d] (two pair, Nines and Threes)<---- not presto just Canadian

bayne_s: shows [9d 9c] (four of a kind, Nines)

bayne_s collected 2805 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 2805 | Rake 0

Board [5d 3s 9h 9s 3h]

Seat 1: kappa hd (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 2: Valjini folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 3: luckynice789 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 4: RiCxor showed [Ad 6d] and lost with two pair, Nines and Threes

Seat 5: bayne_s showed [9d 9c] and won (2805) with four of a kind, Nines

Seat 6: ICANTSNG folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 7: kalle8779 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 9: puhbaer (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 10: ok what ev (small blind) folded before Flop

On monthly weight loss report front March was disappointing month only losing 2 pounds

I can play as well as Jo C too

After being 1st to lose a flip to Texar in Dank I decided to play a SNG on Stars.

PokerStars Game #60096045586: Tournament #380720517, $20.00+$0.96 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (15/30) - 2011/03/31 2:12:58 ET

Table '380720517 1' 10-max Seat #1 is the button

Seat 1: magom1968 (1500 in chips)

Seat 2: SdJulia (1500 in chips)

Seat 3: PilaYourStac (1500 in chips)

Seat 4: JStephen (1500 in chips)

Seat 5: alde310 (1500 in chips)

Seat 6: jaysim19 (1500 in chips)

Seat 7: c_natsu (1500 in chips)

Seat 8: lakeman421 (1500 in chips)

Seat 9: Catchup666 (1500 in chips)

Seat 10: bayne_s (1500 in chips)

SdJulia: posts small blind 15

PilaYourStac: posts big blind 30

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to bayne_s [Ac Ad]

JStephen: raises 60 to 90

alde310: folds

jaysim19: folds

c_natsu: folds

lakeman421: folds

Catchup666: folds

bayne_s: raises 210 to 300

magom1968: folds

SdJulia: folds

PilaYourStac: folds

JStephen: calls 210

*** FLOP *** [Ah 2d Js]

JStephen: checks

bayne_s: bets 330

JStephen: calls 330

*** TURN *** [Ah 2d Js] [Kd]

JStephen: checks

bayne_s: bets 450

JStephen: raises 420 to 870 and is all-in

bayne_s: calls 420 and is all-in

*** RIVER *** [Ah 2d Js Kd] [5d]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

JStephen: shows [Ks Jh] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)

bayne_s: shows [Ac Ad] (three of a kind, Aces)

bayne_s collected 3045 from pot

JStephen finished the tournament in 10th place

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 3045 | Rake 0

Board [Ah 2d Js Kd 5d]

Seat 1: magom1968 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: SdJulia (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 3: PilaYourStac (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 4: JStephen showed [Ks Jh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks

Seat 5: alde310 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: jaysim19 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 7: c_natsu folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 8: lakeman421 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 9: Catchup666 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 10: bayne_s showed [Ac Ad] and won (3045) with three of a kind, Aces

Dealt to bayne_s [Qc 4h]

bayne_s: folds

Dealt to bayne_s [As 2h]s

bayne_s: folds

Dealt to bayne_s [4d Jc]

bayne_s: folds

Dealt to bayne_s [Kd 8s]

bayne_s: folds

Dealt to bayne_s [Qc Jc]

bayne_s: folds

Dealt to bayne_s [Ac 3s]

bayne_s: folds

Dealt to bayne_s [2c 9s]

bayne_s: folds

Dealt to bayne_s [8s 8c] Button

bayne_s: raises 100 to 150

magom1968: calls 125

SdJulia: raises 350 to 500

bayne_s: calls 350

magom1968: folds

*** FLOP *** [8h Qh 9d]

SdJulia: bets 250

bayne_s: raises 750 to 1000

SdJulia: calls 735 and is all-in

Uncalled bet (15) returned to bayne_s

*** TURN *** [8h Qh 9d] [Ah]

*** RIVER *** [8h Qh 9d Ah] [Jc]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

SdJulia: shows [Qd Qc] (three of a kind, Queens)

bayne_s: shows [8s 8c] (three of a kind, Eights)

SdJulia collected 3120 from pot

Dealt to bayne_s [Kd Kh]

alde310: folds

jaysim19: folds

c_natsu: folds

lakeman421: folds

Catchup666: folds

bayne_s: raises 100 to 150

magom1968: folds

SdJulia: folds

PilaYourStac: folds

Uncalled bet (100) returned to bayne_s

bayne_s collected 125 from pot

bayne_s: doesn't show hand

Dealt to bayne_s [7h 6h]

bayne_s: folds

Dealt to bayne_s [Td Jh]

bayne_s: folds

Dealt to bayne_s [9d 4s]

bayne_s: folds

Dealt to bayne_s [Ah As]

bayne_s: raises 120 to 180

magom1968: folds

SdJulia: folds

PilaYourStac: folds

alde310: folds

jaysim19: folds

lakeman421: folds

Catchup666: calls 120

*** FLOP *** [Jh 5c 4h]

Catchup666: checks

bayne_s: bets 420

Catchup666: calls 420

*** TURN *** [Jh 5c 4h] [3s]

Catchup666: checks

bayne_s: bets 975 and is all-in

Catchup666: calls 975

*** RIVER *** [Jh 5c 4h 3s] [7s]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

Catchup666: shows [9c 9d] (a pair of Nines)

bayne_s: shows [Ah As] (a pair of Aces)

bayne_s collected 3180 from pot

Dealt to bayne_s [8c 3s]

bayne_s: folds

Uncalled bet (120) returned to PilaYourStac

PilaYourStac collected 150 from pot

PilaYourStac: doesn't show hand

PilaYourStac said, "you get AA very often dont you bayne"

*** SUMMARY ***

blind 80

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to bayne_s [As Th]

SdJulia: folds

PilaYourStac: folds

alde310: folds

jaysim19: folds

lakeman421: folds

bayne_s said, "but I also flop set under set a lot"

Catchup666: folds

bayne_s: folds

Uncalled bet (40) returned to magom1968

magom1968 collected 120 from pot

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to bayne_s [Kc Ks]

PilaYourStac: folds

bayne_s said, "I never run mediocre"

alde310: folds

jaysim19: folds

lakeman421: raises 160 to 240

Catchup666: raises 5 to 245 and is all-in

bayne_s: raises 1835 to 2080

magom1968: folds

SdJulia: raises 1555 to 3635 and is all-in

lakeman421: folds

bayne_s: calls 990 and is all-in

Uncalled bet (565) returned to SdJulia

*** FLOP *** [5c As Jc]

PilaYourStac said, "wow"

*** TURN *** [5c As Jc] [3d]

*** RIVER *** [5c As Jc 3d] [Td]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

SdJulia: shows [Qh Qc] (a pair of Queens)

bayne_s: shows [Kc Ks] (a pair of Kings)

bayne_s collected 5650 from side pot

Catchup666: shows [9s Ac] (a pair of Aces)

Catchup666 collected 1055 from main pot

big blind 80

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to bayne_s [6c Ah]

bayne_s said, "that was 2nd KK"

alde310: folds

PilaYourStac said, "killer"

jaysim19: folds

lakeman421: folds

PilaYourStac said, "man"

Catchup666: folds

bayne_s: folds

magom1968: folds

SdJulia: raises 160 to 240

PilaYourStac: folds

Uncalled bet (160) returned to SdJulia

SdJulia collected 200 from pot

SdJulia: doesn't show hand

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to bayne_s [Kd Ks]

jaysim19: folds

lakeman421: folds

PilaYourStac said, "bayne what cheat codes are you using"

Catchup666: folds

bayne_s: raises 160 to 240

magom1968: folds

SdJulia: raises 435 to 675 and is all-in

PilaYourStac: folds

alde310: raises 2025 to 2700 and is all-in

bayne_s: calls 2460

*** FLOP *** [4d 2d 5c]

PilaYourStac said, "wow"

*** TURN *** [4d 2d 5c] [Jc]

*** RIVER *** [4d 2d 5c Jc] [6s]

PilaYourStac said, "WOW"

*** SHOW DOWN ***

alde310: shows [8s 8d] (a pair of Eights)

bayne_s: shows [Kd Ks] (a pair of Kings)

bayne_s collected 4050 from side pot

SdJulia: shows [As Kc] (high card Ace)

bayne_s collected 2105 from main pot

alde310 finished the tournament in 7th place

SdJulia finished the tournament in 8th place

PokerStars Game #60096333169: Tournament #380720517, $20.00+$0.96 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level V (40/80) - 2011/03/31 2:27:40 ET

Table '380720517 1' 10-max Seat #3 is the button

Seat 1: magom1968 (1330 in chips)

Seat 3: PilaYourStac (1035 in chips)

Seat 6: jaysim19 (1345 in chips)

Seat 8: lakeman421 (1150 in chips)

Seat 9: Catchup666 (1045 in chips)

Seat 10: bayne_s (9095 in chips)

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to bayne_s [Ah 9h]

magom1968: folds

PilaYourStac: raises 610 to 710 and is all-in

jaysim19: folds

lakeman421: folds

Catchup666: folds

bayne_s: calls 610

*** FLOP *** [Jc 7c 6c]

*** TURN *** [Jc 7c 6c] [3s]

*** RIVER *** [Jc 7c 6c 3s] [6s]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

bayne_s: shows [Ah 9h] (a pair of Sixes)

PilaYourStac: shows [8c Kc] (a flush, King high)

PilaYourStac collected 1530 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 1530 | Rake 0

Board [Jc 7c 6c 3s 6s]

Seat 1: magom1968 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 3: PilaYourStac showed [8c Kc] and won (1530) with a flush, King high

Seat 6: jaysim19 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 8: lakeman421 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 9: Catchup666 (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 10: bayne_s (big blind) showed [Ah 9h] and lost with a pair of Sixes

PilaYourStac: shows [8d Ac] (three of a kind, Eights)

lakeman421: shows [3d 3c] (two pair, Eights and Threes)

PilaYourStac collected 2080 from pot

lakeman421 finished the tournament in 6th place

bayne_s wins the tournament and receives $76.54 - congratulations!

PilaYourStac finished the tournament in 2nd place and received $37.43.

jaysim19 finished the tournament in 3rd place and received $30.73.

magom1968 finished the tournament in 4th place and received $27.70.

Catchup666 finished the tournament in 5th place and received $27.60.

Donkey Island Tipping Point

I will miss the Mookie to attend Sharks v Flames. So wanted to play but one of managers surrendered his seat in the Suite so I must experience Hockey like the fat cats.

Everyone who watches Survivor regularly knows that the safest person tonight is Muchtim.

The sole remaining member of a team always gets to decide which pair to swing the power to of the 4 man team. It is strategy played out every season since the 1st when Susan and Kelly went to a 2-2 tie with Rudy and Richard.

The lesson is figure out who your best bud is and throw your other two team members out as other goes next challenge and then it is you, best bud and much fighting for that last immunity and choosing heads up opponent.

Clearly if you are looking at vote to win Josie gets thrown under the bus. But if it comes down to playing Heads Up poker for the win you toss SmBoatDrinks.

More Restful Sleep Ahead

I got home tilted from work but now I am very relaxed.

I think a little money should go to Japan and a little should go to craps.

Sleeping the sleep of the contented

I played some Rush PLO, at times it does seem to have the same skill level requirements to play as craps as some ridiculous hands occurred but in my last 3 hands of evening I went:

Full Tilt Poker Game #29065695771: Table Vroom (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 01:33:52 ET - 2011/03/16

Seat 1: bayne_s ($48.85)

Seat 2: mudda177 ($34.25)

Seat 3: RobertoSantiago ($34.30)

Seat 4: sabriel2014 ($358.25)

Seat 5: LonghornsNo1 ($378.70)

Seat 6: werneck22 ($94.55)

RobertoSantiago posts the small blind of $0.50

sabriel2014 posts the big blind of $1

The button is in seat #2

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to bayne_s [2s Ad 3h As]

LonghornsNo1 folds

werneck22 has 8 seconds left to act

werneck22 calls $1

bayne_s calls $1

mudda177 raises to $5.50

RobertoSantiago calls $5

sabriel2014 folds

werneck22 calls $4.50

bayne_s has 15 seconds left to act

bayne_s raises to $19 Bet size chosen so mudda177 could shove and I could still raise

mudda177 calls $13.50

RobertoSantiago raises to $34.30, and is all in

werneck22 calls $28.80

bayne_s raises to $48.85, and is all in

mudda177 calls $15.25, and is all in

werneck22 calls $14.55

bayne_s shows [2s Ad 3h As]

mudda177 shows [4d Td 5h Th]

RobertoSantiago shows [Kd Ks 7s Ah]

werneck22 shows [6s Jd 9s Js]

Not going to lie the rotator cuff may have suffered a slight injury from the fist pump.

Full Tilt Poker Game #29065713617: Table Vroom (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 01:35:12 ET - 2011/03/16

Seat 1: RobertoSantiago ($152.70)

Seat 2: bayne_s ($163.75)

Seat 3: guinor ($17.80)

Seat 4: kowt ($40.50)

Seat 5: LonghornsNo1 ($382.35)

Seat 6: BigBadDevil ($100)

RobertoSantiago posts the small blind of $0.50

bayne_s posts the big blind of $1

The button is in seat #6

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to bayne_s [As Ad Th Jh]

guinor raises to $3.50

kowt calls $3.50

LonghornsNo1 has 15 seconds left to act

LonghornsNo1 calls $3.50

BigBadDevil folds

RobertoSantiago folds

bayne_s raises to $8 Bet size chosen so guinor could shove and I could still raise

guinor raises to $17.80, and is all in

kowt calls $14.30

LonghornsNo1 folds

bayne_s raises to $75.20

kowt has 15 seconds left to act

kowt calls $22.70, and is all in

bayne_s shows [As Ad Th Jh]

guinor shows [8c Ah Qh Qd]

kowt shows [Ac 7s 2c 8s]

Uncalled bet of $34.70 returned to bayne_s

*** FLOP *** [3d 9c 6s]

*** TURN *** [3d 9c 6s] [6d]

*** RIVER *** [3d 9c 6s 6d] [9d]

Decided to follow the George Costanza model and leave on a high note.

I sleep a lot better after win normally.

My Valentine's gift to wife was to do something about my snoring. Washington's Birthday weekend I was in a 'sleep study'. A fascinating process where 4 sensors were strapped to my legs, 3 to my chest, 6 more table to my face and 8 GLUED to my head. Nurse took ~45 minutes to get me all hooked up and used a heat gun to help the glue dry. Had a big rainbow ponytail of wires coming off the head.

My performance on test was spectacular as 2 hours into test they slapped mask like the one pictured on. I got my new CPAP last Thursday and my wife and daughter are sleeping a lot better.

Survivor

Apparently Goat needed immunity as they turned on the creator last night.

Gpjacobs, Maloney and I had 35-40 BBs when we agreed to chop.$1 rebuy is brutal just for how deep everyone is late and am not really sure why a 26 peep private tourney pays 3 when an 18 SNG pays 4. Kat was unfortunate victim and it felt like she was in for the most buyins.

My key hands of night were picking up AA in BB and having Mr How to fold KK not fold 99 and then winning flip at final table against Kat.

March 1 Weight

Warning there is a picture of feet again!

But not until bottom.

Goal for the year of 52 pounds still seems achievable but have finally figured out what "on pace" would mean.

A calorie deficit of 134750 works out to 449/day.

I found a chart that helps me examine impact of weight loss on calorie burn:

Activity (1-hour duration)	Weight of person and calories burned
	160 pounds (73 kilograms)	200 pounds (91 kilograms)	240 pounds (109 kilograms)

Walking, 3.5 mph

277

346

414

Thank god the chart seems linear so I will assume currently at 260 pounds I will burn 448 calories/hour and at 220 pounds I will 380 calories/hour. But for analysis purposes 410/hour should work as it would be burn over average weight if I reach goal.

Over the last 2 months (other than 2 weeks with calf injury) I walked 12 miles week to achieve calorie deficit of 5250/week so the walking portion of my week will drop from 1627 to 1435. Rest of activity should also consume 8% fewer calories at average weight which would still only be a shade over 400 calories/week hit on deficit.

I am comfortably on pace but long way to go.

Chess

Bayne Waffles

1. e4 e5

2. Nf3 d6

Hate playing against Philidor so choose a rarely used line hoping to transpose.

3. c3

Waffles makes strange choice to move pawn twice in an opening

d5

4. exd5 Qxd5

Now we are into some strange Scandinavian like variant where I can't harass Queen.

5. d4 Nc6

6. dxe5 if you are going to give me pawn it would be rude to decline

6 ..... Qxd1

7. Kxd1 b6

one of waffles other games opponent is crushing him after fianchetto of bishop

8. Bg5 mainly want to bring out Knight without blocking bishop, Bf4 probably better

8 .... f6

9. exf6 trading off overextended pawn to get 2 isolated pawns on waffles kingside

9... gxf6

10. Bf4 diagram

Ne5 - terrible move, just surrenders material

11. Nxe5 fxe5

12. Bxe5 Bg4+

13. Ke1 - terrible move Kc2 so if Bf5 Bd3

Rd8 - terrible move o-o-o clears K from e8 allowing for bishop pin

14. Bb5+ - f3 then take the rook on h8

Kf7

15. Bc4+ - f3 followed by taking Rook on h8 or at least winning Bishop on g5

Kg6

16. f3 Nf6

17. Kf2 Bc5+

18. Kg3 h5

19. Bxf6 Kxf6

20. fxg4 hxg4

21. Rf1+ - WTF

take the stupid pawn on g4 and just grind out connected passed pawn

Kg5

22. h4+ Rxh4

23. Na3 Rd2

24. Rf5+ Kxf5

25. Kxh4 Rxg2

26. Rf1+ Bf2+ my punishment for not taking pawn

27. Rxf2+ Rxf2

28. Kg3 Rxb2

29. Nb5 a6

30. Nxc7 Kg5

31. Bb3 a5

32. c4 Rb1

33. Nd5 Rf1

34. Nxb6 Rf3+

35. Kg2 Kf4

I think because UI can win with knight + Bishop I can grind out win if I find a way to force rook for pawn exchange

36. Nd5+ Ke4

37. Ne7 g3

38. c5 Rf2+

39. Kxg3 Ke3 1-0

Kudos to Goat

I made an effort to get home in time to play the Mookie last night. 42 runners last night is a huge step to revitalizing blogger poker and the Survivor Poker has led to some awesome rants, some delusional smack talk, and a lot of chat and prop bets.

Also congrats to JamyHawk for being last Survivor (to quote Josie "Team Donkey may be stacked, but that's not because of YOU JamyHawk" for that I have to add you to blogroll.

Daytona

Growing up in south I should be a bigger fan of Nascar, but I outgrew my need to drive fast when I spun my Ford Escort on I-95 when a retread wrapped around one of my front tires.

Only race I've watched in last 20 years prior to yesterday was the last few laps of Dale Earnhardt's career 10 years ago. There was just nothing spectacular about the crash to indicate that he had died when it happened until you realize the idea of the car body flying all over the place is to absorb the momentum and peel away for the drivers safety.

Watching Trevor Bayne win made for a funny day watching the sports crawler during day whenever they announced Daytona results.

Weekend can't get here fast enough

I got a new task at work, have to be ready March 14 to begin testing. I am one of two HW engineers that will be heavily involved. Other dude has a pregnant wife with a March 13th due date.

Facebook really has changed the world, 1st Egypt then I learned of an Uncle's death yesterday from a cousin's Facebook status message. I tried to call mom immediately after but got no answer. She sent me an email 6 hours later letting me know of Scotty's passing. Death was unexpected but it shouldn't have been, he had a stroke a few years ago and was still drinking hard. I think the two tours in Vietnam haunted him until the end.