Limited Poker Thursday

I went to a Comcastically crowded Sport's Bar in Mountain View (The Sport's Page) this evening to watch Thursday Night Football. Got home in time to see the final Ten pushfest that ended the Riverchasers. Congrats to KOD for taking it down!

Having some free time and seeing LeeWatkinson in the OmahaDS I entered again. Again I failed to earn a T-Shirt as my starting table with Lee broke when he was weakened. Most amazing thing to me is when 1st break hit we were down to 11 of the original 31 entrants.


I was sitting 7th when we got to the final table but even as one of shortest at table my M was equal to 30.

I had some big hands along the way one Ace high flush where the K hi flush decided I was bluffing the bare Ace and doubled me up.

Four handed Ms were still quite high when I had a big hand with AA65 where I was BB and UTG potted, and the other 2 at table called allowing me to get 1/2 my stack in with Aces, only AQJT called and 976 rainbow flop was dangerous but AA held.

Would feel better about myself if I had shoved the flop on this one but will take result as it happened.

Full Tilt Poker Game #4343084429: Double Stack $50 + $5 (32859139), Table 2 - 300/600 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 3:14:26 ET - 2007/11/30
Seat 7: secrecy_plan (49,904)
Seat 9: bayne_s (43,096)
bayne_s posts the small blind of 300
secrecy_plan posts the big blind of 600
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [9c Qh 8s Ad]
bayne_s raises to 1,200
secrecy_plan calls 600
*** FLOP *** [2h Tc Jd]
secrecy_plan checks
bayne_s bets 2,400
secrecy_plan raises to 9,600
bayne_s calls 7,200
*** TURN *** [2h Tc Jd] [6h]
secrecy_plan bets 21,600
bayne_s has 15 seconds left to act
bayne_s has requested TIME I am now counting outs decide I have 17 if he doesn't have hearts or overwrap so let's go
bayne_s calls 21,600
*** RIVER *** [2h Tc Jd 6h] [Qs]
secrecy_plan bets 17,504, and is all in
bayne_s calls 10,696, and is all in can't hit draw and not call
Uncalled bet of 6,808 returned to secrecy_plan
*** SHOW DOWN ***
secrecy_plan shows [Jh Js Qc 7h] three of a kind, Jacks
bayne_s shows [9c Qh 8s Ad] a straight, Queen high
bayne_s wins the pot (86,192) with a straight, Queen high
The blinds are now 400/800
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 86,192 Rake 0
Board: [2h Tc Jd 6h Qs]
Seat 7: secrecy_plan (big blind) showed [Jh Js Qc 7h] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 9: bayne_s (small blind) showed [9c Qh 8s Ad] and won (86,192) with a straight, Queen high

And this was on “girlie chat”:
Chad Carpenter: ewwwww
Chad Carpenter: lol

A RiDankulous Omaha Beat

I did not realize until last night that it was possible to get all in pre-flop as a 7:2 favorite in Omaha

Principle 1 of Omaha is that since there a 6 possible combinations of 4 cards that you want at least 3 mildly playable Hold'em hands.

AA good HE
AJs somewhat playable A2s
A8s somewhat playable
AJo trouble AJo
A8o you are ahead of tourist A8o
J8o worst of my 6 J8o
J2o
82o

Went out of Mookie when Joe Speaker raised from CO with KQo and I jammed TT forgetting pre-flop there really isn't "fold-equity" and lost the race.

Good Luck to all who play RiverChasers Thursday. I will be in Sports Bar without WiFi

A New record Low

PokerStars Game #13473613296: Tournament #68343495, $15+$1 Omaha Pot Limit -
Level III (25/50) - 2007/11/25 - 23:47:31 (ET)
Table '68343495 1' 9-max
Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: GCsmooth001 (600 in chips)
Seat 2: boozie (1910 in chips)
Seat 3: HTown Richie (910 in chips)
Seat 4: frag21 (2400 in chips)
Seat 5: Roamingpete (820 in chips)
Seat 6: whiteagle (1760 in chips)
Seat 7: Gambiteer (1965 in chips)
Seat 8: bayne_s (1455 in chips)
Seat 9: gambler58 (1680 in chips)
GCsmooth001: posts small blind 25
boozie: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [7c 3d 2s 4d]
HTown Richie: folds
frag21: folds
Roamingpete: calls 50
whiteagle: calls 50
Gambiteer: calls 50
bayne_s: calls 50 wtf I think this is somewhat connected
gambler58: folds
GCsmooth001: folds
boozie: checks
*** FLOP *** [6h Ts 5c]
boozie: checks
Roamingpete: checks
whiteagle: checks
Gambiteer: checks
bayne_s: bets 200
boozie: calls 200
Roamingpete: folds
whiteagle: folds
Gambiteer: folds
*** TURN *** [6h Ts 5c] [Tc]
boozie: checks
bayne_s: checks
*** RIVER *** [6h Ts 5c Tc] [Qd]
boozie: checksbayne_s: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
boozie: shows [3h 2c 4s 7s] (a pair of Tens)
bayne_s: shows [7c 3d 2s 4d] (a pair of Tens)
boozie collected 338 from pot
bayne_s collected 337 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 675 Rake 0Board [6h Ts 5c Tc Qd]
Seat 2: boozie (big blind) showed [3h 2c 4s 7s] and won (338) with a pair of Tens
Seat 8: bayne_s showed [7c 3d 2s 4d] and won (337) with a pair of Tens

I believe this ties record for worst hand to win pot at Omaha HI!

Bodog Blogger tournament tonight, let's see if the newly married Smokkee is allowed to play?

Tournament Details
Date: November 27, 2007
Day of week: Tuesday Nights
Start time: 8:35pm ET
Tournament Name: “Online Poker Blogger Tournament” at Bodog
Entry Password: bodogblogger
Buy-in + fee: $10 + $1
Starting Chips: 3000 (Double Stack)
Payout: Standard Bodog payout structure
Bonuses:
T$109 bonus paid to the top 5 finishers.
T$11 bonus paid to the 5 players that are eliminated prior to payouts.
These bonuses will be awarded within 24hrs of the tournament completion.
T$ = Tournament Credits. These can be used as a buy in to almost all scheduled tournaments at Bodog and have a ratio to cash of 1:1.
T$ can also be combined with cash to buy in to tournaments.

Sit and Go Challenge

This weekend in an effort to improve my middle/late stage play of tournaments I started playing turbo Sit N Gos. Don't think I am going to reach the 200/week level of Chad but I can probably play as many as tripJax.

As a homage to Chad we will show my screen as I multi-table:

That's right baby 2 at once! Real genesis for turning this into a challenge was that I cashed in 9 of 12 out of the gate with 3 1sts, 5 2nds and 1 3rd. I downloaded the poker tourney manager software (still 10 to go on free trial). 1st thing I found was that it could only capture 8 of 1st 12 tournies I had entered.

I would post more graphsbut I don't like the declining trend I am seeing.

I also played the Daily Double A&B each of the last 3 days. Friday I could have cashed in both but I took on a race with TT near bubble, CO had raised, I jammed, big stack in SB overjammed his AK and I flopped a set but he rivered broadway. Since the double cash bonus is usually ~$30-50 and the highest double finish is ~$800 I may have to re-evaluate how to play bubble.

I did manage to cash in one of 2 tournies each day with best finish being in DD A last night.

I made this laydown with 100 people left after turn bricked:

When I was looking at screen live I could have sworn it was T 9 6 so I can't take credit for a great read. Sitting 10th with 23 left I re-raised an EP raiser when I was holding KK. It was a Sunday so his AQ got me.

MATH is rebuy tonight, don't know how many donkeybeats I will have to endure.

Memories of Freshman year

No Poker Content:
Chad and I had a chat last night prompted my breaking news in Natalie Holloway's disappearance. He had made a comment something along the lines of you never hear of poor people disappearing in the news. I countered that Wayne Williams victims were certainly an exception but then realized Chad was a youngster when that was going on.
My freshman year at Georgia Tech Atlanta was tense because about every 2 weeks another young african-american male would disappear only to be found floating in Chattahoochee River within a week. Most of the victims lived in area of Atlanta within 3 miles to south of Georgia Tech campus so most of students did not want to walk through those neighborhoods except in large groups when we went to Omni for $1 movies or sporting events. There was some specualtion early whether crimes were racially motivated but at some point in the winter there had been many sightings of a young black male in a white van. I found this news to be a relief because nightmare scenario for me was a white supremacist group was behind killings and city would explode.

When Lubie Geter was found two Atlanta DJ's had the bright idea to dedicate Queen's "Another one bites the dust" to Lubie and when the song finished the program director for station was on the air announcing that they had already been fired.

Police staked out bridges over Chattahoochee and Wayne Williams was picked up and questioned due to splash heard while his van was stopped, a body was found 5 days later downstream and fiber evidence was found linking his van with several bodies.

Ironically or stupidly 2 years after Wayne was arrested for his actions my brother and 2 of his fraternity brothers who were freshman at Oglethorpe were stopped on same bridge. Police asked them what they were doing and driver (from New Jersey) said "We were going to leeave some coons by the river". Guns were quickly drawn and borther and 2 friends assumed the postition. They were allowed to release the racoons in live traps that were in trunk after search but officer explained the importance of saying racoon in Georgia.

Wayne might have actually killed the 2 victims he was convicted of killing and if I remember correctly prosecuters had "fiber evidence" linking him to 14 othe rvictims. The investigation thought the killer had claimed 29 victims.

I had not given much thought about liklihood of whether Wayne was guilty or framed but 1 prior arrest for impersonating an officer to 2nd arrest for 29 murders is quite the leap.

Hoy wins the dispute

Hoy and I have had a running dispute over who the worst poker player in BBT 2 is. Tonight I have seen the light and must concede that Hoy is correct.

Full Tilt Poker Game #4264639379: Riverchasers Online Poker Tour (30642010), Table 5 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:09:19 ET - 2007/11/22
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [Ac As]
ChapelncHill folds
slayteam folds
swimmom95 raises to 90
Donkette calls 90
TheCloserX5 folds
bayne_s raises to 500 Massive overbet to isolate donkey
Kajagugu folds
garthmeister folds
PKPNF folds
swimmom95 folds
Donkette calls 410 Never a doubt I would get a call
*** FLOP *** [3d 5c Kc]
Donkette has 15 seconds left to act
Donkette bets 1,135 Someone hit K
bayne_s raises to 2,500, and is all in Hoping K5 outside of range
Donkette calls 1,365bayne_s shows [Ac As]
Donkette shows [Kd 8d]
*** TURN *** [3d 5c Kc] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [3d 5c Kc 4s] [8h] I guess better to be lucky than good applies.
bayne_s shows a pair of Aces
Donkette shows two pair, Kings and Eights
Donkette wins the pot (6,135) with two pair, Kings and Eights
bayne_s stands up

Soon after in 50-50
Full Tilt Poker Game #4264861639: The Fifty-Fifty (32152252), Table 50 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:32:24 ET - 2007/11/22
Dealt to bayne_s [Ah Ac]
beast_blood foldsdanxxx1 folds
IamZEN foldswarzee folds
DUYEMURA raises to 40
bayne_s raises to 150
NOCAL LEGEND folds
marathoner1 foldscrislee72 folds
DUYEMURA has 15 seconds left to act
DUYEMURA raises to 260
bayne_s raises to 2,050, and is all in
DUYEMURA calls 1,740, and is all in
bayne_s shows [Ah Ac]
DUYEMURA shows [Jd Jh]
Uncalled bet of 50 returned to bayne_s
*** FLOP *** [7s Qc Js]
*** TURN *** [7s Qc Js] [9d]

Does anyone have any suggestions of where I can buy mice in bulk?
Now that this crap keeps happening on Full Tilt I think until I progress past level 1 of bad beats I will need cheap $2 mice or a nuclear hardened touchpad.

*** RIVER *** [7s Qc Js 9d] [As]

Going Pro

After 18 months of blogging I have finally given up amateur status and turned professional.

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I managed to scrape to 5th in Bodog tourney despite running into NewinNov's quads twice (once when I turned a flush), luckily I have been rivered enough lately that I checked turn rather than going broke when river would have undoubtedly abused me.

21 entrants at $10 with a whopping $600 in bodog added prizes does make this a great value for bloggers!

RNG fawked again in MATH

Full Tilt Poker Game #4233110097: Mondays at the Hoy (30720307), Table 6 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:05:26 ET - 2007/11/19
Seat 1: bayne_s (2,925)
Seat 2: pvanharibo (2,831)
Seat 3: dnasty13 (2,955)
Seat 4: SnailTrax (2,497)
Seat 5: thepokergrind (3,792)
pvanharibo posts the small blind of 15
dnasty13 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [9d Jc] This is 2nd favorite junk hand
SnailTrax folds
thepokergrind folds
bayne_s raises to 105
pvanharibo calls 90
dnasty13 folds
*** FLOP *** [8c 3h Qc]
pvanharibo checks
bayne_s checks let's take free card since LJ plays lots of Queen junk hands
*** TURN *** [8c 3h Qc] [Th]
pvanharibo bets 240
bayne_s raises to 2,820, and is all in overbet for value if LJ has a Queen she'll pay me off
pvanharibo calls 2,486, and is all in
bayne_s shows [9d Jc]
pvanharibo shows [Qd 8d] not the worst call she's ever made but impressive speed on insta-call
Uncalled bet of 94 returned to bayne_s

Lesson as always "don't go up against the BIGGEST LUCKBOX IVE EVER KNOWN".

*** RIVER *** [8c 3h Qc Th] [Qs]
bayne_s shows a straight, Queen high
pvanharibo shows a full house, Queens full of Eights
pvanharibo wins the pot (5,692) with a full house, Queens full of Eights
The blinds are now 20/40
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,692 Rake 0
Board: [8c 3h Qc Th Qs]
Seat 1: bayne_s (button) showed [9d Jc] and lost with a straight, Queen high
Seat 2: pvanharibo (small blind) showed [Qd 8d] and won (5,692) with a full house, Queens full of Eights
Seat 3: dnasty13 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: SnailTrax didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: thepokergrind didn't bet (folded)

At least I had this hand to strengthen my bankroll before the MATH.

Full Tilt Poker Game #4232987475: Table Sunset - $8/$16 - Limit Omaha H/L - 21:54:18 ET - 2007/11/19
Dealt to bayne_s [2d 3c 3d 2c] Not great but if Ace flops good shot at low
win28win folds
Quattro_Ochos calls $8
shoe44 folds
toads80 folds
bayne_s calls $8
joggefar folds
toads80: aa34 never wins
pokerxxxqueen folds
DaniEm calls $4
sPiCy SaLt checks
*** FLOP *** [3s 3h 5c] Now I'm thinking high
DaniEm checks
sPiCy SaLt bets $8
Quattro_Ochos calls $8
bayne_s raises to $16
DaniEm folds
sPiCy SaLt calls $8
Quattro_Ochos calls $8
*** TURN *** [3s 3h 5c] [Ks]
sPiCy SaLt checks
Quattro_Ochos checks
bayne_s bets $16
sPiCy SaLt raises to $32
Quattro_Ochos calls $32
bayne_s raises to $48
sPiCy SaLt raises to $64
Quattro_Ochos calls $32
bayne_s calls $16
*** RIVER *** [3s 3h 5c Ks] [9h]
sPiCy SaLt bets $16
Quattro_Ochos raises to $32
bayne_s raises to $48
sPiCy SaLt raises to $64
Quattro_Ochos calls $32
bayne_s calls $16
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sPiCy SaLt shows [Js 6s 5s 5h] a full house, Fives full of Threes, for high
Quattro_Ochos shows [Qs 9s 9d 4c] a full house, Nines full of Threes, for high
bayne_s shows [2d 3c 3d 2c] four of a kind, Threes, for high
bayne_s wins the pot ($461) with four of a kind, Threes

My Biggest NLHE cash in a while

I entered FTOPS #15, I scored 5 KOs and finish 203 of 2616 but top 153 paid.

This is an automated message sent from Full Tilt Poker.

Your Player ID: bayne_s
Date and Time: 2007-11-18 20:45:30
Transfer Number: xxxxxxxxx
Transfer From: pvanharibo
Amount: $171.44

Status: PROCESSING

Fortunately I made a deal with a luckbunny to swap a percentage of net. Late in tourney LJ was amongst the leaders but lost a race, had a pp suck out a set on flop only to see the bigger pp resuck on turn for higher set then have QJ knock out her JJ. I had visions of playing Blackjack with John Daly and Charles Barkley during the next blogger weekend.

Mad props to MiamiDon for 3 picks he gave on BuddyDank Radio, if gambling were legal I might have wagered on Rams, Jags and Pats as Don suggested. I might have also decided to create a cheap 5 play parlay to include the obvious Pats-Bills over and the Steelers to cover against J-E-T-S.

My Big Game play was not stellar, Jordan managed to tilt me raising me off hands had one flopped straight that I was certain was dead after not only did river pair the board but also but a 4th diamond on board. He later fell victim to some astinbayneage when he dared called my preflop raise with AK with his QJ. I decided after he dared re-raise my c-bet to punish his top 2 pair jam by sucking out a gutshot straight on river. Soon after went broke with JJ on Ten high flop when Chip had KK. Despite this relatively early beat Chad won Lucko's pool with me as Horsey.

My BBTwo futility continues tomorrow at the MATH
Tournament: Mondays at the Hoy
When: Every Monday. 10pm ET
Game: NLHE Deepstack
Buyin: $24+2Password: hammer

Writers Strike Basics

I have not weighed in on writer's strike. I miss the Daily Show, Dave, Jay or Jimmy and soon I will miss more as other shows exhaust their already taped new episodes.

Got to respect the principle of them getting paid for content and am sure I can not make a better case than the video above.

FTOPS 14 Preparation

I decided I should try to win a few more entries to cover the rebuys and add-on Saturday. It was a long and crueling final table. I entered the seat bubble as chip leader. I had no read on dude to my left. Never could put him on hand and it's possible I could have put him out earlier but eventually this clinching hand occurred:


Full Tilt Poker Game #4181417022: Satellite to FTOPS Event #14 (31654907), Table 4 - 600/1200 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 3:20:38 ET - 2007/11/15
Seat 1: fisherman Dave (25,204)
Seat 3: jac12498 (17,035)
Seat 7: bayne_s (16,901) Shorty but not by much
Seat 8: 5_poker_20 (34,860)
jac12498 posts the small blind of 600
bayne_s posts the big blind of 1,200
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [Td 3h Ts Th] blech
5_poker_20 calls 1,200
fisherman Dave calls 1,200
jac12498 calls 600
bayne_s checks
*** FLOP *** [Jc Ks Qc]
jac12498 has 15 seconds left to act
jac12498 bets 4,800
bayne_s folds no miracle but know they both don't have straights
5_poker_20 calls 4,800
fisherman Dave folds
*** TURN *** [Jc Ks Qc] [Kh]
jac12498 has 15 seconds left to act
jac12498 checks
5_poker_20 checks
*** RIVER *** [Jc Ks Qc Kh] [7c]
jac12498 bets 11,035, and is all in
5_poker_20 has 15 seconds left to act
5_poker_20 calls 11,035
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jac12498 shows [Tc 3d Ac Qh] a flush, Ace high
poor bastard 4th paid $15
5_poker_20 shows [3s 8s 7h 7s] a full house, Sevens full of Kings
dude had commented it was his 1st attempt at Omaha but WTF was that pot sized flop call
5_poker_20 wins the pot (36,470) with a full house, Sevens full of Kings
jac12498 stands up
The blinds are now 800/1,600
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 36,470 Rake 0
Board: [Jc Ks Qc Kh 7c]
Seat 1: fisherman Dave (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: jac12498 (small blind) showed [Tc 3d Ac Qh] and lost with a flush, Ace high
Seat 7: bayne_s (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: 5_poker_20 showed [3s 8s 7h 7s] and won (36,470) with a full house, Sevens full of Kings

Went out of Mookie early when I either failed to bet Evy off her flush draw or she overbet a hand that was behind mine. You can tell by speed of some people's plays that not a lot of effort is expended on the Level 2 aspect of game. Few hands later Evy let Jodann river a straight against her vulnerable flopped 2 pair and managed to jam into nuts.

Then jammed AK from BB into a button open raiser who had KK.

RiverChasers tonight 6:00 pm for left coasters. We'll see if works allows my play.

World of Omaha

The 120 day window with positive ROI in tournaments is probably over. I went out soon after 2nd break in FTOPS PLO8. Congrats to cracknaces on his 70th place finish.



I do want an asterisk on my ROI as I don't think bounties as prizes.





I did spend $8.40 to enter a rebuy Omaha Sat to Saturday's rebuy Omaha. I somehow feel I'm gonna need to win a few more entries for this one.

I did tilt someone early when he let me see free turn and and did not make me call too big a bet to see river. I bet 3/4 pot after seeing river and was thrilled when he jammed.

I may have one more nemesi!

Hand did occur pretty late during rebuy period and I was tired and decided that going to bed was looking good.

Seat 7: bayne_s (1,755)
Seat 8: Larry McDarrell (3,100)
Seat 9: JHTM1 (5,965)
Mav125 posts the small blind of 30
N8DZLE posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [7h 6s 3s 3h]
moonfruit raises to 210
AeroZe folds
bayne_s calls 210
Larry McDarrell calls 210
JHTM1 folds
zap987 has 15 seconds left to act
zap987 calls 210
Mav125 calls 180
N8DZLE folds
*** FLOP *** [5s 5c Qc]
Mav125 checks
moonfruit checks
bayne_s checks
Larry McDarrell checks
zap987 checks
*** TURN *** [5s 5c Qc] [4s]
Mav125 checks
moonfruit bets 600
bayne_s calls 600
Larry McDarrell calls 600
zap987 folds
Mav125 calls 600
*** RIVER *** [5s 5c Qc 4s] [7s]

Mav125 checks
moonfruit checks
bayne_s bets 945, and is all in
Larry McDarrell raises to 2,290, and is all in
Mav125 folds
moonfruit folds
Uncalled bet of 1,345 returned to Larry McDarrell
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Larry McDarrell shows [5d 9c Qs Qd] a full house, Queens full of Fives
bayne_s shows [7h 6s 3s 3h] a straight flush, Seven high
bayne_s wins the pot (5,400) with a straight flush, Seven high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,400 Rake 0
Board: [5s 5c Qc 4s 7s]
Seat 1: zap987 (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: Mav125 (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 3: N8DZLE (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: moonfruit folded on the River
Seat 5: AeroZe didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: bayne_s showed [7h 6s 3s 3h] and won (5,400) with a straight flush, Seven high
Seat 8: Larry McDarrell showed [5d 9c Qs Qd] and lost with a full house, Queens full of Fives
Seat 9: JHTM1 didn't bet (folded)

next hand

Larry McDarrell: omfg
Larry McDarrell: what a sick sick river card
moonfruit: vn
Larry McDarrell: you have to be kidding me
Larry McDarrell has 15 seconds left to act
Larry McDarrell: what a sick sick suckout
Larry McDarrell folds

Parent's depart Poker "break" over

My father had the bad habit of calling his only granddaughter "baby" in person and on phone. At some point after moving to California she explained to him over the phone "I am not a baby anymore" and "My name is .....". About a week later he called her "baby" again. Beyond muttering "Happy Birthday" or "Merry Christmas" she does not speak to him anymore. The daughter was 5. My mom and dad just completed a 3 day visit and even though 8 years have passed she still does not speak to my dad on phone and barely talked to him during visit.
Someday daughter may forgive but she is tough

Played in the FTOPS PLO8 satellite, had chipped up nicely until a Hold'Em donkey joined the table and rvered me twice.

1st time I had Overpair and wrap, against Nut flush and little gut. BB calling ahead priced donkey into flop call. Pot size call on turn Head's up with Nut flush draw and 62 low draw seemed a little "calling stationy" to me.

Hand I was eliminated on was typical overplay of AA quite frequently seen by the Hold'em donkeys.

Omaha Hi/Low 8-or-better: 820 enumerated boards containing Ks 5d 5h cards
scoop HIwin HIlos HItie LOwin LOlos LOtie EV
As 9c 3d Ah 61 61 759 0 160 0 0 0.162
Ac Tc 5c Jd 615 759 61 0 0 0 0 0.838

I called preflop raise from BB thinking this HE donkey has AA or A2 so if I hit flop I pwn this donkey. Instead I get money in with donkey calling off ~2k checkraise into 2400 pot who is 1 in 5+ times gets his money back for low and 1 in 11 times sucks out high and his donkery is rewarded. when a turn 2 and river 4 gives him wheel. Fawking luckbox.

In my nightly assault on Omaha tourney I lost HU all in pre to Q754 1suit (not live) with AKJJ ds when running Qs on turn and river gave him full house.

Monday may be new SUnday on Full Tilt.

Parent's arrival delayed so is Poker Break

I thought the Hold'em Super-Turbo Sats were gambling at it's purest until this:

Full Tilt Poker Game #4130338228: Super Turbo Sat to FTOPS #4 (31372154), Table 1 - 15/30 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 14:07:36 ET - 2007/11/10
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [6c 3s 3d Ac]
bayne_s calls 30
Tall Paul1 folds
x Shades folds
CalBandGreat folds
coinflipagain calls 15
dimmerrulz44 raises to 100, and is all in
bayne_s calls 70, and is all in
pvanharibo (Observer): bayne rulez
pvanharibo (Observer): woooooooooot
coinflipagain has 15 seconds left to act
coinflipagain folds
dimmerrulz44 shows [3c Kh 6d 7c]
bayne_s shows [6c 3s 3d Ac]
*** FLOP *** [9d 5h 9h]
*** TURN *** [9d 5h 9h] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [9d 5h 9h 5c] [6s]
dimmerrulz44 shows two pair, Nines and Sixes
bayne_s shows two pair, Nines and Sixes
bayne_s wins the pot (230) with two pair, Nines and Sixes
dimmerrulz44 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 230 Rake 0
Board: [9d 5h 9h 5c 6s]
Seat 1: coinflipagain (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: dimmerrulz44 (big blind) showed [3c Kh 6d 7c] and lost with two pair, Nines and Sixes
Seat 3: bayne_s showed [6c 3s 3d Ac] and won (230) with two pair, Nines and Sixes
Seat 4: Tall Paul1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: x Shades didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: CalBandGreat (button) didn't bet (folded)


Full Tilt Poker Game #4130346855: Super Turbo Sat to FTOPS #4 (31372154), Table 1 - 15/30 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 14:08:34 ET - 2007/11/10
Seat 1: coinflipagain (70)
Seat 3: bayne_s (230)
Seat 4: Tall Paul1 (100)
Seat 5: x Shades (100)
Seat 6: CalBandGreat (100)
bayne_s posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
pvanharibo (Observer): wooooooooooot
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [2h Kc 5d Kd]
Tall Paul1 raises to 90
x Shades raises to 100, and is all in
CalBandGreat folds
coinflipagain folds
pvanharibo (Observer): hey calbandgreat -- why play one of these
bayne_s calls 70
Tall Paul1 calls 10, and is all in
pvanharibo (Observer): you won ftops, just buy in!
x Shades shows [8d As Th Ad]
bayne_s shows [2h Kc 5d Kd]
Tall Paul1 shows [5h Ts Tc 6d]
*** FLOP *** [3h Ks Js]
*** TURN *** [3h Ks Js] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [3h Ks Js 7h] [3s]
x Shades shows two pair, Aces and Threes
bayne_s shows a full house, Kings full of Threes
Tall Paul1 shows two pair, Tens and Threes
bayne_s wins the pot (300) with a full house, Kings full of Threes
pvanharibo (Observer): BOOM
x Shades stands up
Tall Paul1 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 300 Rake 0
Board: [3h Ks Js 7h 3s]
Seat 1: coinflipagain (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: bayne_s (big blind) showed [2h Kc 5d Kd] and won (300) with a full house, Kings full of Threes
Seat 4: Tall Paul1 showed [5h Ts Tc 6d] and lost with two pair, Tens and Threes
Seat 5: x Shades showed [8d As Th Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Threes
Seat 6: CalBandGreat didn't bet (folded)


Full Tilt Poker Game #4130352609: Super Turbo Sat to FTOPS #4 (31372154), Table 1 - 15/30 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 14:09:12 ET - 2007/11/10
Seat 1: coinflipagain (70)
Seat 3: bayne_s (430)
Seat 6: CalBandGreat (100)
bayne_s posts the small blind of 15
CalBandGreat posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [7s Kd 7h 6s]
coinflipagain calls 30
bayne_s calls 15
CalBandGreat checks
*** FLOP *** [Qc Jd Td]
bayne_s checks
CalBandGreat bets 70, and is all in
coinflipagain calls 40, and is all in
bayne_s folds
CalBandGreat shows [Qs Th 3c 5s]
coinflipagain shows [Ts Ac Ad 2d]
Uncalled bet of 30 returned to CalBandGreat
*** TURN *** [Qc Jd Td] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [Qc Jd Td Kc] [4h]
CalBandGreat shows two pair, Queens and Tens
coinflipagain shows a straight, Ace high
coinflipagain wins the pot (170) with a straight, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 170 Rake 0
Board: [Qc Jd Td Kc 4h]
Seat 1: coinflipagain showed [Ts Ac Ad 2d] and won (170) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 3: bayne_s (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: CalBandGreat (big blind) showed [Qs Th 3c 5s] and lost with two pair, Queens and Tens


Full Tilt Poker Game #4130357076: Super Turbo Sat to FTOPS #4 (31372154), Table 1 - 15/30 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 14:09:41 ET - 2007/11/10
Seat 1: coinflipagain (170)
Seat 3: bayne_s (400)
Seat 6: CalBandGreat (30)
CalBandGreat posts the small blind of 15
coinflipagain posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [Ad Ah 3d 7d]
bayne_s raises to 105
CalBandGreat calls 15, and is all in
coinflipagain folds
bayne_s shows [Ad Ah 3d 7d]
CalBandGreat shows [6c Td 4c Tc]
Uncalled bet of 75 returned to bayne_s
*** FLOP *** [Js 2h Kc]
*** TURN *** [Js 2h Kc] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [Js 2h Kc Jh] [9d]
bayne_s shows two pair, Aces and Jacks
CalBandGreat shows two pair, Jacks and Tens
bayne_s wins the pot (90) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
pvanharibo (Observer): weeeeeeeeeeeeee
CalBandGreat stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 90 Rake 0
Board: [Js 2h Kc Jh 9d]
Seat 1: coinflipagain (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: bayne_s (button) showed [Ad Ah 3d 7d] and won (90) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 6: CalBandGreat (small blind) showed [6c Td 4c Tc] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens


Full Tilt Poker Game #4130360438: Super Turbo Sat to FTOPS #4 (31372154), Table 1 - 15/30 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 14:10:04 ET - 2007/11/10
Seat 1: coinflipagain (140)
Seat 3: bayne_s (460)
coinflipagain posts the small blind of 15
bayne_s posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [5d Qh 8s 5s]
coinflipagain calls 15
bayne_s checks
*** FLOP *** [2d 6h 4d]
bayne_s bets 30
coinflipagain raises to 60
bayne_s calls 30
*** TURN *** [2d 6h 4d] [3h]
bayne_s checks
coinflipagain bets 50, and is all in
bayne_s calls 50
coinflipagain shows [7d 7c Js Qs]
bayne_s shows [5d Qh 8s 5s]
*** RIVER *** [2d 6h 4d 3h] [7h]
coinflipagain shows three of a kind, Sevens
bayne_s shows a straight, Eight high
bayne_s wins the pot (280) with a straight, Eight high
coinflipagain stands up
bayne_s stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 280 Rake 0
Board: [2d 6h 4d 3h 7h]
Seat 1: coinflipagain (small blind) showed [7d 7c Js Qs] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 3: bayne_s (big blind) showed [5d Qh 8s 5s] and won (280) with a straight, Eight high

Oh no you killed Kenny

After my missing 10 outs twice to go out 3rd in Riverchasers I was still a little psyched because for most part RNG seemed to like me so I decided to also play the $50+5 DS Omaha. Heads up I called a 3k raise when we both had about 65k in chips. Other than hoping my opponent did not have clubs I loved this flop! I of course went to felt because I have no business playing Omaha if I can't commit here. my opponent is holding 4 of my outs but the 6s hit the turn and 1st was mine.

Always good when bankroll is swelled by more than impending rakeback! Along the way in tournament I discovered FullTilt has made some bounty improvements!

I limped with a hand like 5689 double suited red from button, I called Kenny's pot raise due to position and implied pro bust odds with position and large stack from earlier river of straight flush against nut flush on unpaired board.

Flop was 466 and I felt compelled to raise pot size bet from the pro to clear out others, he called with his aces and I dodged the two outs and running flushes.

Afternoon Musings

Tonight I will try to follow the zen-master's teachings, I will go into RiverChasers with a positive attitude and try to enjoy the tourney. My other poker sensei has suggested I need poker goals.

With my parents arriving tomorrow night I will probably take a few day break from poker other than an occasional cameo for Full Tilt's point a day promotion. Being of Scottish descent I can't pass up a freebie. This will also give me some time away from the virtual tables to reflect on what I want out of poker. Being from a dysfunctional southern family I realize as I type this I have failed to ask Dad if his prostate cancer has cleared up but I have asked him if he now has man boobs (yes he does). Dad was also an electrical engineer so I will also get to share thoughts on working career as well. I might need goals there as well!

I do enjoy tilting people at poker, need to figure out how to quantify that as a goal.
From O8 chat during lunch:
x_3073_x: raise me again with nothing
x_3073_x: pain the ensue
x_3073_x: ready for it
Dude had been raising with low draws and shit flush draws for 30 minutes when I busted his Top pair, 9 high flush draw with my straight draw,low draw, nut flush draw (with 2 overs), I think he tilted off another $150 to others at table next 3 hands because his crappy hands stopped hitting.

The next paragraph is NOT in line with the zen-master's teachings:
I may have to take Hoy up on his head's up match challenge. My belief is that unless we both are all in the 1st hand the match will last until FullTilt's next server outage. Beauty of such a match is at some point the blinds would reach a level where SB is all in and decision making is gone and the shorter stack would always double up I could log off and go to bed and wait for result to appear.

Same Sh*t Different Day in BBT deuce

This week's Mookie saw another early exit the "defending" BBT Champion.
I chose to defend my BB with a 75s (a hand I like to call the hammer dominator) against DaBag in EP and 1 other caller.

Flop is 7 5 2 with 2 diamonds I believe. I am hoping DaBag has raised the hammer at this point when I check raise jam DaBag's pot bet. DaBag calls with AA as most players would. Turn 2 and brick on river IGH soon.

Join me tomorrow for similar futility at:
Tournament: Riverchasers Online Poker Tour
When: Every Thursday. 21:00 ET
Game: NLHE Deepstack
Buyin: $10+1
Password: Riverchasers

Tournament Monday

Daily Double A out quickly.
Daily Double B out at 1st Break.
MATH, I was dead money since it was 6 handed, donked off some chips letting jesse river a set against my 2nd pair then got most of them back dropping quad deuces on him.
2 of my horses in the Lucko prop bet did well but Hoy went out early when his KK ran into a poorly played hammer. I understand the charm of getting someone to fold when you have the hammer, I don't get the "pride" felt when you call an all-in (or make a raise that must be called due to pot odds) and suck out a 5 outer for the victory.

$28k was a beautiful 15 minute tourney where big stack decided that despite my putting in 3rd raise pre-flop his QQ was still ahead, Q on flop and inability to 4 flush cracked my AA.
Played the $75 Knockout and got 0 knockouts thanks to a set vs. overpair flop where river gave my kill a better set.

I did enter the 50-50 and endured Chad and Don "praising" my play as Smokesque. I wish I could disagree but I did go out jamming into a bigger Ace for a 12th place finish. I still have not reached point where I am prepared to open jam 94o from button, part of hesitation last night was BB on my button was a shorty so felt he might be pot-committed with BB so wanted a real hand.

Overall the one cash was net positive for bankroll and hope to play the BodogBlogger tomorrow.

I am now Father of Teenage Girl

Sunday my daughter turned 13. Waffles was kind enough to suggest I put her on the pill immediately. Seven kids from school said they would attend he party, only 1 showed. Scheduling it to start at 11:00 am on a Sunday, during football season may have been poor.

I also participated in one of the new Knockout Tournies Friday night. Chad popped up in girlie chat and said "You really are a donkey, getting this deep in an $11 donkament". I was sitting 3rd with 27 left when the big stack open shoved my BB.


Stupid river.

I did not last long in this week's $750k:
Full Tilt Poker Game #4069492940: $750,000 Guarantee (30642548), Table 351 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:03:37 ET - 2007/11/04
Seat 1: Floriana (3,020)
Seat 2: manpak (2,970)
Seat 3: bayne_s (2,980)
Seat 4: ILLicitDiatribe (3,000)
Seat 5: luckydogsr (3,000)
Seat 6: U2scubal (3,000)
Seat 7: I_BEAT_YOU_6 (2,900)
Seat 8: ELEFANT88 (3,130)
Seat 9: opm 007 (3,000)
bayne_s posts the small blind of 10
ILLicitDiatribe posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [Qh Qc]
luckydogsr raises to 70
U2scubal folds
I_BEAT_YOU_6 calls 70
ELEFANT88 folds
opm 007 folds
Floriana folds
manpak folds
bayne_s calls 60
ILLicitDiatribe folds
*** FLOP *** [5h 5c 4c]
bayne_s checks
luckydogsr has 15 seconds left to act
luckydogsr bets 230
I_BEAT_YOU_6 folds
bayne_s raises to 460 Apparently needed to raise more he has a pretty Ace
luckydogsr has 15 seconds left to act
luckydogsr calls 230
*** TURN *** [5h 5c 4c] [9h]
bayne_s bets 1,150
luckydogsr calls 1,150
*** RIVER *** [5h 5c 4c 9h] [7h]
bayne_s bets 1,300, and is all in
luckydogsr calls 1,300
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bayne_s shows [Qh Qc] two pair, Queens and Fives
luckydogsr shows [8h Ah] a flush, Ace high
luckydogsr wins the pot (6,050) with a flush, Ace high
bayne_s stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,050 Rake 0
Board: [5h 5c 4c 9h 7h]
Seat 1: Floriana didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: manpak (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: bayne_s (small blind) showed [Qh Qc] and lost with two pair, Queens and Fives
Seat 4: ILLicitDiatribe (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: luckydogsr showed [8h Ah] and won (6,050) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: U2scubal didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: I_BEAT_YOU_6 folded on the Flop
Seat 8: ELEFANT88 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: opm 007 didn't bet (folded)

I also cashed in the $28k last night (27th), I think I have 3 cashes in last 5 entries in $28k.
The hand below is how I got from barely cashing to last 3 tables:


6-handed MATH tonight, I will be dead money but see you there.

Level 1 Thinking

Blinds 250/500 antes 100?
EP raises to 1500
MP calls
On button with AdJd I call
BB calls

Pot is now ~6700
Flop is A 8 3 rainbow
BB checks
Level 1 EP bets 3700 and is all in
MP folds
I call
BB folds
EP shows 8 7 o for a pair of 8s beecause middle pair must be good when 4 players see a flop with an Ace.
turn brick
river 8

I am fawked as 4:1 fav again. and lose a coin flip to go out a few hands later when Button calls my jam with 99

Then in blogger cash I flop a straight with 9s8c on a Ts7s6h flop.
The 5s4s calls my jam reraise and is rewarded with a river flush.

Where is RNG love?

0 for BBT deuce

I had my best showing of BBT deuce when I made it past the 1st break.

Screwed up one hand early when I flopped a straight with T9 from the blinds and failed to milk oossuuu because I forgot that there were a few bloggers capable of folding 2 pair on the flop.

I don't remember where I bled my 5k peak stack down to 3k but did lose a coinflip with AQ against a 33 that reraised jammed then went out when I jammed after 2 limpers with AT and the UTG limper called with KTo and sucked out a K.

My biggest screw-up in play is I had tables open for $4k Omaha, 50-50, $75 token Frenzy, the Mookie and $28k guarantee. I play on a 17 inch screen laptop and had a chat window open. I missed that StB had said hello in chat box until after he busted out.

Out of those 5 tournies I did cash in the $28k when I lost a coin flip late. AK against 77 who limp called jam. 50-50 exit was assured when I called a pot size bet thinking I had 15 outs when actually I had 13 outs. Stupid river card missed my straight draws but hit my flush draw while pairing board.

I will try to link to lucko on myspace so I can win Riverchasers tonight.