Not April fools hand

PokerStars Game #60148422443: Tournament #381063394, $20.00+$0.96 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (15/30) - 2011/04/01 2:12:47 ET

Table '381063394 1' 10-max Seat #3 is the button

Seat 1: kappa hd (1500 in chips)

Seat 2: Valjini (1395 in chips) <---- Canadian

Seat 3: luckynice789 (1455 in chips)

Seat 4: RiCxor (1470 in chips) <---- Canadian

Seat 5: bayne_s (1500 in chips)

Seat 6: ICANTSNG (1500 in chips)

Seat 7: kalle8779 (1635 in chips)

Seat 8: iratenate (1470 in chips)

Seat 9: puhbaer (1500 in chips)

Seat 10: ok what ev (1575 in chips)

RiCxor: posts small blind 15

bayne_s: posts big blind 30

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to bayne_s [8s 9s]

ICANTSNG: folds

kalle8779: folds

iratenate: calls 30

puhbaer: folds

ok what ev: folds

kappa hd: folds

Valjini: raises 90 to 120

luckynice789: calls 120

RiCxor: folds

bayne_s: calls 90

iratenate: raises 270 to 390

Valjini: raises 1005 to 1395 and is all-in

luckynice789: folds

bayne_s: folds

iratenate: calls 1005

*** FLOP *** [6d Tc 7d]

*** TURN *** [6d Tc 7d] [Th]

*** RIVER *** [6d Tc 7d Th] [5h]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

iratenate: shows [Ah Ac] (two pair, Aces and Tens)

Valjini: shows [Ts Jd] (three of a kind, Tens) <---- Canadian

Valjini collected 3045 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 3045 | Rake 0

Board [6d Tc 7d Th 5h]

Seat 1: kappa hd folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: Valjini showed [Ts Jd] and won (3045) with three of a kind, Tens

Seat 3: luckynice789 (button) folded before Flop

Seat 4: RiCxor (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 5: bayne_s (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 6: ICANTSNG folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 7: kalle8779 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 8: iratenate showed [Ah Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Tens

Seat 9: puhbaer folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 10: ok what ev folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Not going to lie at this point I am annoyed at the Canadian donkey

PokerStars Game #60148508856: Tournament #381063394, $20.00+$0.96 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2011/04/01 2:17:30 ET

Table '381063394 1' 10-max Seat #9 is the button

Seat 1: kappa hd (1500 in chips)

Seat 2: Valjini (3335 in chips)

Seat 3: luckynice789 (1225 in chips)

Seat 4: RiCxor (1455 in chips) <---- Canadian

Seat 5: bayne_s (1365 in chips)

Seat 6: ICANTSNG (1450 in chips)

Seat 7: kalle8779 (1635 in chips)

Seat 9: puhbaer (1500 in chips)

Seat 10: ok what ev (1535 in chips)

ok what ev: posts small blind 25

kappa hd: posts big blind 50

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to bayne_s [9d 9c]

Valjini: folds

luckynice789: folds

RiCxor: raises 100 to 150

bayne_s: calls 150

ICANTSNG: folds

kalle8779: folds

puhbaer: folds

ok what ev: folds

kappa hd: folds

*** FLOP *** [5d 3s 9h]

RiCxor: bets 250<---- Canadian so I think w00t he has presto

bayne_s: calls 250

*** TURN *** [5d 3s 9h] [9s]

RiCxor: bets 600<---- Canadian must be presto

bayne_s: calls 600

*** RIVER *** [5d 3s 9h 9s] [3h]

RiCxor: bets 455 and is all-in

bayne_s: calls 365 and is all-in

Uncalled bet (90) returned to RiCxor

*** SHOW DOWN ***

RiCxor: shows [Ad 6d] (two pair, Nines and Threes)<---- not presto just Canadian

bayne_s: shows [9d 9c] (four of a kind, Nines)

bayne_s collected 2805 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 2805 | Rake 0

Board [5d 3s 9h 9s 3h]

Seat 1: kappa hd (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 2: Valjini folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 3: luckynice789 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 4: RiCxor showed [Ad 6d] and lost with two pair, Nines and Threes

Seat 5: bayne_s showed [9d 9c] and won (2805) with four of a kind, Nines

Seat 6: ICANTSNG folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 7: kalle8779 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 9: puhbaer (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 10: ok what ev (small blind) folded before Flop

On monthly weight loss report front March was disappointing month only losing 2 pounds