Futility

Tonight I would like to see:

The daughter wants to see:

I will miss the Donkament and accept that this is a battle I cannot win, maybe I'll see Dark Knight later.

At some point I need to accept that I can't beat KJ.

20 Left in $1 Million Guarantee Satellite (54356405) I am 8th (10 seats awarded)
Dealt to bayne_s [Qs Qc]
becomelegendary folds
bayne_s raises to 900
FlyinHawaiin folds
bigcheese82 calls 900
KronicKiller folds
YooACEhole folds
*** FLOP *** [6d 4s Jc]
bayne_s bets 1,800
bigcheese82 raises to 5,550, and is all in
bayne_s calls 3,552, and is all in
bigcheese82 shows [Jd Kd]
bayne_s shows [Qs Qc]
Uncalled bet of 198 returned to bigcheese82
*** TURN *** [6d 4s Jc] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [6d 4s Jc 9d] [Jh]
bigcheese82 shows three of a kind, Jacks
bayne_s shows two pair, Queens and Jacks

Dealt to bayne_s [As Ac]
bakamirab: folds
connmon: folds 11
razorback: calls 200
bayne_s: raises 600 to 800
DBL_Ace77: calls 800
ncht_3: folds
cregar59: raises 1395 to 2195 and is all-in
Yodasworld: folds
DownByLaw11: folds
11razorback: folds
bayne_s: raises 925 to 3120 and is all-in
DBL_Ace77: folds
Uncalled bet (925) returned to bayne_s
*** FLOP ***
[2h 6h Qh]
*** TURN ***
[2h 6h Qh] [8s]
*** RIVER ***
[2h 6h Qh 8s] [4d]
cregar59 said, "nh"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bayne_s: shows [As Ac] (a pair of Aces)
cregar59: shows [Kh Jh] (a flush, King high)

There was some chat afterwards:

bayne_s said, "w00t the super donkey"
cregar59 said, "super donkey"
cregar59 said, "really?"
DBL_Ace77 said, "lol folded hearts"
cregar59 said, "im even with 10 BB and i have two face cards suited"
bayne_s said, "KJs is the "super donkey""
bayne_s said, "kJo is just "the donkey""

Intent was not to go all waffles or anything just calling the winning hand by it's name.
Shut down the poker clients, placed a sell order on my Lehman calls to trigger at $1.95 if price jumped at opening (executed at $2.01) and went to bed.