Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Mookie Night


I have no idea why I entered this. No way in hell I want to play Razz FTOPS.
I am still tired from weekend and now too tilted to sleep.
The incident from this weekend's trip that will be remembered longest occurred surprisingly enough at a craps table. A Las Vegas rookie was on the trip and played craps for 1st time. 1st time he rolled he scored me 8 place bets on 8 and 7 place bets on 6. But he has read the wizard and knows that don't pass is a slightly more favorable bet than pass and chose to bet Don't Pass when it was my turn to roll. I was a bit offended and reacted by making the UT "Hook em Horns" gesture at him and teling him "Mess with the Bull, get the Horns".
My 1st roll was a 7.
He bet Don't pass again.
He heard "Mess with the Bull, get the Horns" and saw gesture again.
I rolled a 7.
He doubled his bet on Don't Pass.
He heard "Mess with the Bull, get the Horns" and saw gesture again. Strangers at table were laughing and telling him to keep making me mad.
I rolled a 7.
He bet Don't pass again and got whiny about me trying to break him when I made so much money off him.
Mess with the Bull, get the Horns" and saw gesture again.
I rolled an 11.
He switched to Pass.
Sadly I rolled a 3.
He did not bet.
I rolled a 7.
He bet pass again.
I rolled a 3.
He bet his last $3 in chips on don't pass.
Sadly I hit a bunch of numbers but failed in my quest to make the point and get last $3.
Mookie is tonight, I anticipate an early waffles exit.

5 comments:

SirFWALGMan said...

getting desperate when you predict an early exit Bayne.

Hammer Player a.k.a Hoyazo said...

I'm feeling a flat-out win tonight for the big man.

F-Train said...

I had been considering trying to qualify for razz FTOPS. If you really don't want to play it, maybe we can work something out. Email me if so inclined.

StB said...

He bet Don't pass again and got whiny about me trying to break him when I made so much money off him.

blink blink. He thought you were trying to break him? Does he not understand the concept of you trying to make money for yourself?

Poker Brian said...

cause everyone knows at Craps its the shooter vs the table :)

Now if it was me shooting id understand that.