Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Surf Again?

Cameoed the the Mookie when MrsCrackn limped QQ into my JJ. Cruelly I even hit a Jack on flop only to lose on 4 flush. Congrats to surf for winning again.

Cameoed the Dookie when fishy sucked out with a dominated hand all in pre, then BoxofWhine tried to steal my short BB when I had instacall stack and sucked out with a dominated hand.

I railed Hoy in $28k as he played the weakest poker ever seen on the bubble to go out 231st when 216 paid. Since he was instafolding I can only assume "dfghjk" is on his forehead this morning.

I played a little NLHE cash today since worst poker player claims to be making money playing cash I had to try. It really seems trivial to make money at $100 NL.

bayne_s posts the small blind of $0.50
TwogirlsoneCup posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [2d 2h]
Landersp folds
Andrew Song folds
roger714 folds
victim raises to $2 wonder what he has?
colekane folds
chickenking calls $2
bayne_s calls $1.50
TwogirlsoneCup calls $1
*** FLOP *** [Jc Js 2c]
bayne_s checks
TwogirlsoneCup checks
victim bets $4
chickenking folds
bayne_s raises to $20
TwogirlsoneCup adds $2
TwogirlsoneCup folds
victim calls $16
*** TURN *** [Jc Js 2c] [9h]
bayne_s bets $48
victim calls $38.70, and is all in
bayne_s shows [2d 2h]
victim shows [Ac As]
Uncalled bet of $9.30 returned to bayne_s
*** RIVER *** [Jc Js 2c 9h] [3c]
bayne_s shows a full house, Twos full of Jacks
victim shows two pair, Aces and Jacks
bayne_s wins the pot ($122.40) with a full house, Twos full of Jacks
victim is sitting out


bayne_s posts the small blind of $0.50
victim posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [Ks Th]
7 folds
bayne_s calls $0.50
victim raises to $2 wonder what he has?
bayne_s calls $1
*** FLOP *** [Td Ts Kc]
bayne_s checks
victim bets $1
bayne_s raises to $7
victim has 15 seconds left to act
victim raises to $13
bayne_s raises to $43
victim calls $30
*** TURN *** [Td Ts Kc] [3c]
bayne_s bets $8.90, and is all in
victim calls $8.90
bayne_s shows [Ks Th]
victim shows [Ah As]
*** RIVER *** [Td Ts Kc 3c] [Tc]
bayne_s shows four of a kind, Tens
victim shows a full house, Tens full of Aces
bayne_s wins the pot ($104.80) with four of a kind, Tens

If you are going to be "tricky" and min-raise Aces pre-flop don't you also have to consider laying them down on paired flop?

2 comments:

Alan aka RecessRampage said...

Wait, are those two victims the same person? If it is, that dude is just retarded.

bayne_s said...

2 separate victims, for a price I will reveal ids.