Yesterday in PE they measured and weighed demon child. She came in at 5'5" and xxx* lbs.
She got home pissed off feeling this could not be correct and stormed into master bathroom and stripped down and weighed herself. This did not help because according to wife she came in at xxx* lbs on our scale too!
Last night while I played Skillz daughter and wife went to apartment gym. According to wife they turned on "The Biggest Loser" and daughter got into a zone where she pretended Jillian was yelling at her while she walked the treadmill. 70 minutes later and 330 calories burned they returned home.
They just left for another workout.
* Late edit: On way to school this morning I referred to daughter as my 3-D, fully interactive, xxx lb home entertainment center. She quickly educated me that I am NEVER to mention her weight again.
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10 comments:
lol when was late edit?
Never mention a woman's weight or how old they are.
Safe for you and they can say they are "26" long until they are "33".
Good Luck 1x1 pounds of fury, just don't use dad as a punching bag please.
it
I'm in for this X2 in the future....good grief...
post written last night.
edit this morning after taking kid to school.
My funeral is approximately 3 days after she discovers wayback machine on internet
I smell a contest coming on. Guess the demon child's weight and you win half the pot. Only $5 to enter.
such a great idea - will you know enough about her weight loss for us to bet on numbers by end of summer?
Def some derty prop potential here...
daughter has forbidden weight revelation so don't know how winner could be declared.
ALL women are a size 2. Except for the skinny ones. They're double zeros. :-)
When really fat celebs go on a diet and then get a spread in People magazine, they're after photos still look fat but they claim they're a size 8. lol.
Make that "their" after photos.
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