Another typical Day on Full Tilt

Played cheap PLO early, trying to use real bankroll managment.

FullTiltPoker Game #11521979316: Table Chartered - $0.25/$0.50 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:41:11 ET - 2009/04/05
Seat 1: matterhorn1 ($50)
Seat 2: JOEYPIPES ($12)
Seat 3: Parantainen ($75.60)
Seat 4: bayne_s ($69.95)
Seat 5: mannondale ($33.70)
Seat 6: KEYONE7 ($13.35)
Seat 7: luckyman71 ($20.65)
Seat 8: Aitvarai ($50)
Seat 9: Mr Thomas Hill ($17.65)
Mr Thomas Hill posts the small blind of $0.25
matterhorn1 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [Ah 9d 8h 7s]
JOEYPIPES calls $0.50
Parantainen raises to $2.25
bayne_s calls $2.25
mannondale folds
KEYONE7 calls $2.25
luckyman71 folds
Aitvarai calls $2.25
Mr Thomas Hill folds
matterhorn1 adds $0.50
matterhorn1 folds
JOEYPIPES calls $1.75
*** FLOP *** [4d 7d 9s]
JOEYPIPES checks
Parantainen checks
bayne_s checks
KEYONE7 bets $6
Aitvarai calls $6
JOEYPIPES has 15 seconds left to act
JOEYPIPES folds
Parantainen folds
bayne_s calls $6

I choose to call looking for non diamond turn

*** TURN *** [4d 7d 9s] [7h]
bayne_s checks
KEYONE7 checks
Parantainen stands up
Aitvarai bets $15
EJDUS15 adds $20
bayne_s raises to $45
KEYONE7 folds
Aitvarai calls $26.75, and is all in
bayne_s shows [Ah 9d 8h 7s]
Aitvarai shows [7c Ad Qc 6d]
Uncalled bet of $3.25 returned to bayne_s
*** RIVER *** [4d 7d 9s 7h] [Qh]

Fawk, 220 BB pot lost on river 3 outer

bayne_s shows a full house, Sevens full of Nines
Aitvarai shows a full house, Sevens full of Queens
Aitvarai wins the pot ($110.50) with a full house, Sevens full of Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $113.50 Rake $3
Board: [4d 7d 9s 7h Qh]
Seat 1: matterhorn1 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: JOEYPIPES folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Parantainen folded on the Flop
Seat 4: bayne_s showed [Ah 9d 8h 7s] and lost with a full house, Sevens full of Nines
Seat 5: mannondale didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: KEYONE7 folded on the Turn
Seat 7: luckyman71 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Aitvarai (button) showed [7c Ad Qc 6d] and won ($110.50) with a full house, Sevens full of Queens
Seat 9: Mr Thomas Hill (small blind) folded before the Flop

Was not going to play Goat's tourney, push monkeys + donktards + donkey beats have been happening for 2 weeks in NL HE.

Full Tilt p0ker Game #11530312771: Bad Bankroll Management Trny (82348312),
Table 1 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:33:13 ET - 2009/04/05
Seat 1: jeciimd (5,690)
Seat 3: Shabazz Jenkins (5,040)
Seat 4: PirateLawyer (5,220)
Seat 5: BuddyDank (6,590)
Seat 7: Julius_Goat (1,995)
Seat 8: twoblackaces (4,685)
Seat 9: bayne_s (5,780)
jeciimd posts the small blind of 30
Shabazz Jenkins posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [4c 4h]
PirateLawyer raises to 160
BuddyDank folds
Julius_Goat folds
twoblackaces calls 160
bayne_s calls 160

of course I call it's possible I have overpair

jeciimd folds
Shabazz Jenkins folds
*** FLOP ***
[Ts 6s 4d]
PirateLawyer bets 240
twoblackaces folds
bayne_s raises to 680

there are 2 spades on flop and even though it is early in a superstack am pretty confident that if Pirate Donktard has pair he's not going anywhere

PirateLawyer has 15 seconds left to act

w00t I know when timer starts he has top pair or an overpair, please don't be internet delay
PirateLawyer raises to 1,620

the fish are biting

bayne_s raises to 5,430
PirateLawyer calls 3,440, and is all in
bayne_s shows [4c 4h]
PirateLawyer shows [6d Td]

I have to admit at this point I am shocked that Pirate Donktard raises suited 3 gappers under the gun. I mean wtf you can't ever flop not straight?

Uncalled bet of 370 returned to bayne_s
*** TURN ***
[Ts 6s 4d] [6h]

Fawk, what a fawking joke the RNG has provided one of 4 cards rewarding two donkey plays in the same hand!

*** RIVER ***
[Ts 6s 4d 6h] [Jc]
bayne_s shows a full house, Fours full of Sixes
PirateLawyer shows a full house, Sixes full of Tens
PirateLawyer wins the pot (10,690) with a full house, Sixes full of Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10,690 Rake 0Board: [Ts 6s 4d 6h Jc]

Later jec fell victim to similar donktardedness when 95s called a re-raise pre and was rewarded with 99 flop to crack AA.

Thanks for staking LJ, I warned you that I have been taking the worst beats from donktards playing like complete idiots and being rewarded.

Maybe next time.

:)