JacKing off at the tables

This one directly cost me the most money:

Full Tilt Poker Game #11946011003: $42 + $3 Sit & Go (Super Turbo) (89509555), Table 1 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:56:55 ET - 2009/04/30
Seat 1: justfloppin (1,035)
Seat 3: bayne_s (1,075)
Seat 7: Gitch Gear (590)
justfloppin posts the small blind of 50
bayne_s posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [Ks As]
Gitch Gear has 15 seconds left to act
Gitch Gear raises to 590, and is all in
justfloppin calls 540
bayne_s raises to 1,075, and is all in
justfloppin calls 445, and is all in
bayne_s shows [Ks As]
Gitch Gear shows [Ah Jd]
justfloppin shows [Jh Kd]
Uncalled bet of 40 returned to bayne_s
*** FLOP *** [8h 8d 2c]
*** TURN *** [8h 8d 2c] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [8h 8d 2c 2h] [Js]
bayne_s shows two pair, Eights and Twos
justfloppin shows two pair, Jacks and Eights
justfloppin wins the side pot (890) with two pair, Jacks and Eights
Gitch Gear shows two pair, Jacks and Eights
Gitch Gear wins the main pot (1,770) with two pair, Jacks and Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,660 Main pot 1,770. Side pot 890. Rake 0
Board: [8h 8d 2c 2h Js]
Seat 1: justfloppin (small blind) showed [Jh Kd] and won (890) with two pair, Jacks and Eights
Seat 3: bayne_s (big blind) showed [Ks As] and lost with two pair, Eights and Twos
Seat 7: Gitch Gear showed [Ah Jd] and won (1,770) with two pair, Jacks and Eights

Fawking river 2 outer but whole hand was played in a standard manner for super turbo.

2nd one was just stupidity.

Full Tilt Poker Game #11944092918: The Mookie (88685086), Table 8 - 200/400 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:11:57 ET - 2009/04/30
Seat 2: coolfool2000 (3,977)
Seat 3: pvanharibo (8,492)
Seat 5: lightning36 (5,364)
Seat 6: TuscaloosaJohn (11,915)
Seat 7: bayne_s (6,618)
Seat 9: drome (22,875)
coolfool2000 antes 50
pvanharibo antes 50
lightning36 antes 50
TuscaloosaJohn antes 50
bayne_s antes 50
drome antes 50
bayne_s posts the small blind of 200
drome posts the big blind of 400
lightning36: dqb
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [Ah Ks]
coolfool2000 folds
TuscaloosaJohn: gg
pvanharibo: wow, overkill much
wwonka69 (Observer): gg
TuscaloosaJohn: yes
Bone_Daddy84 (Observer): come on, that last 2 was just rude
pvanharibo has 15 seconds left to act
pvanharibo raises to 1,050
lightning36 folds
coolfool2000: wow nice
TuscaloosaJohn folds
bayne_s raises to 6,568, and is all in
drome folds
pvanharibo calls 5,518
bayne_s shows [Ah Ks]
pvanharibo shows [Kh Jh]
*** FLOP *** [6s Qh Jd]
*** TURN *** [6s Qh Jd] [Kd]
lightning36: Now I understand how to play a hand like that ...
*** RIVER *** [6s Qh Jd Kd] [6d]
bayne_s shows two pair, Kings and Sixes
pvanharibo shows two pair, Kings and Jacks
pvanharibo wins the pot (13,836) with two pair, Kings and Jacks
TuscaloosaJohn: gg, stupid call/beat
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13,836 Rake 0
Board: [6s Qh Jd Kd 6d]
Seat 2: coolfool2000 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: pvanharibo showed [Kh Jh] and won (13,836) with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 5: lightning36 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: TuscaloosaJohn (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: bayne_s (small blind) showed [Ah Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sixes
Seat 9: drome (big blind) folded before the Flop

Later drome was the lucky winner of the "Chip up when LJ aggro-calls Sweepstakes".

Also congratulations to Al for taking down the Mookie!