Honkerism was Right

When he said:
"Honkerism: 0 chance a waulifying bayne"
I went out 13th and tourney awarded 7 seats

Don was still alive when I busted out and seated to my left when this hand occurred.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2401679914: Satellite to FTOPS Event #1 (18099505),
Table 7 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:25:39 ET - 2007/05/11
Seat 1: Honkerism (1,550)
Seat 2: wilk99 (1,155)
Seat 3: Germaniac2 (1,070)
Seat 4: Oddla (1,360)
Seat 5: Cardsharps_net (1,708)
Seat 6: cerebos (1,597)
Seat 7: passionata (2,125)
Seat 8: bayne_s (1,465)
Seat 9: MiamiDon (1,470)
wilk99 posts the small blind of 15
Germaniac2 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [Kd Qd]
Oddla folds
Cardsharps_net folds
cerebos folds
passionata calls 30
bayne_s calls 30
MiamiDon folds
Honkerism calls 30
wilk99 calls 15
Germaniac2 checks
*** FLOP ***
[5s Jd 2d]
wilk99 checks
Germaniac2 checks
passionata checks
bayne_s bets 100 2 overs plus flush draw some suspect I am a soooted donk
Honkerism raises to 300 he limped I figured he hit jack
wilk99 folds
Germaniac2 folds
passionata folds
bayne_s raises to 1,050 going with my jack read thinking I'm 55/45 favorite + fold equity
Honkerism raises to 1,520, and is all in
bayne_s calls 385, and is all in
Honkerism shows [3d Ad]
bayne_s shows [Kd Qd] My read sucked
Uncalled bet of 85 returned to Honkerism
*** TURN *** [5s Jd 2d] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [5s Jd 2d Jc] [Kc]
Honkerism shows a pair of Jacks
bayne_s shows two pair, Kings and Jacks
bayne_s wins the pot (3,020) with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Honkerism: you are so bad
The blinds are now 20/40
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,020 Rake 0Board: [5s Jd 2d Jc Kc]
Seat 1: Honkerism (button) showed [3d Ad] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: wilk99 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Germaniac2 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Oddla didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Cardsharps_net didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: cerebos didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: passionata folded on the Flop
Seat 8: bayne_s showed [Kd Qd] and won (3,020) with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 9: MiamiDon didn't bet (folded)

These were comments afterwards:
Honkerism: it really ridiculuos
Cardsharps_net: that is just so sick
Cardsharps_net: and not right
Cardsharps_net calls 40
MiamiDon: ya A high rocks
cerebos folds
Honkerism: 0 chance a waulifying bayne
passionata folds
bayne_s folds
Honkerism: yah
MiamiDon folds
Honkerism: flush draw and inside straight draw
Honkerism: he has a set
Honkerism: its STILL a coinflip
Honkerism raises to 85, and is all in
wilk99 folds
Honkerism: but thats ok
Germaniac2 calls 65
MiamiDon: shake it off man

Thought the hand was funny in that early in tourney both of us were fonkeys thinking we were getting all our chips in on a coin flip.

Would not be surprised if I made yet another buddy list for this one.

Clearly I am in right frame of mind for:
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