I am Scraper King

Thanks to my world class scraper abilities I will join Hoy and Fuel and Cowboy Poker in the FTOPS Main Event. My apologies for any bloggers whose entry I have missed

Last 3 hands are below:

Full Tilt Poker Game #2470230288: FTOPS Main Event Satellite (18166464), Table 119 - 1000/2000 Ante 250 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:10:09 ET - 2007/05/20
Seat 1: drizas (9,848)
Seat 2: kosh23 (4,835)
Seat 3: JaxSux (11,982)
Seat 4: edinboston (7,408)
Seat 5: your a sausage (3,205)
Seat 6: azbigjim (10,220)
Seat 7: BossJackson (3,420)
Seat 8: bayne_s (4,030)
Seat 9: iappraise (3,460)
drizas antes 250
kosh23 antes 250
JaxSux antes 250
edinboston antes 250
your a sausage antes 250
azbigjim antes 250
BossJackson antes 250
bayne_s antes 250
iappraise antes 250
BossJackson posts the small blind of 1,000
bayne_s posts the big blind of 2,000
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [2d 3d]
iappraise folds
drizas has 15 seconds left to act
drizas is sitting out
drizas has timed out
drizas folds
kosh23 has 15 seconds left to act
kosh23 is sitting out
kosh23 has timed out
kosh23 folds
drizas has returned
kosh23 has returned
JaxSux has 15 seconds left to act
JaxSux folds
edinboston has 15 seconds left to act
edinboston: trying to save u all some time
edinboston is sitting out
edinboston has timed out
edinboston folds
edinboston has returned
drizas: agreed
your a sausage has 15 seconds left to act
iappraise: ty guys
your a sausage folds
drizas: we should all make it
azbigjim raises to 9,970, and is all in
BossJackson folds
drizas: yikes
bayne_s has 15 seconds left to act
bayne_s: couldn't give me a walk
bayne_s is sitting out
bayne_s has timed out
bayne_s folds
Uncalled bet of 7,970 returned to azbigjim
azbigjim mucks
bayne_s has returned
azbigjim wins the pot (7,250)
The blinds are now 1,200/2,400 with an ante of 300
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7,250 Rake 0
Seat 1: drizas folded before the Flop
Seat 2: kosh23 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: JaxSux folded before the Flop
Seat 4: edinboston folded before the Flop
Seat 5: your a sausage folded before the Flop
Seat 6: azbigjim (button) collected (7,250), mucked
Seat 7: BossJackson (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: bayne_s (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: iappraise folded before the Flop



Full Tilt Poker Game #2470255768: FTOPS Main Event Satellite (18166464), Table 119 - 1200/2400 Ante 300 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:13:33 ET - 2007/05/20
Seat 1: drizas (9,598)
Seat 2: kosh23 (4,585)
Seat 3: JaxSux (11,732)
Seat 4: edinboston (7,158)
Seat 5: your a sausage (2,955)
Seat 6: azbigjim (15,220)
Seat 7: BossJackson (2,170)
Seat 8: bayne_s (1,780)
Seat 9: iappraise (3,210)
drizas antes 300
kosh23 antes 300
JaxSux antes 300
edinboston antes 300
your a sausage antes 300
azbigjim antes 300
BossJackson antes 300
bayne_s antes 300
iappraise antes 300
bayne_s posts the small blind of 1,200
iappraise posts the big blind of 2,400
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [Td 4c]
drizas has 15 seconds left to act
edinboston: wow jim ur an $@%
drizas folds
kosh23 has 15 seconds left to act
kosh23 folds
your a sausage: that was shiitty
JaxSux has 15 seconds left to act
edinboston: 5 people to go
JaxSux is sitting out
JaxSux has timed out
JaxSux folds
JaxSux has returned
edinboston has 15 seconds left to act
edinboston is sitting out
edinboston has timed out
edinboston folds
edinboston has returned
your a sausage has 15 seconds left to act
your a sausage folds
azbigjim folds
BossJackson folds
bayne_s has 15 seconds left to act (Was watching scoreboard saw there were 267 left antes at 250 so I thought I had 2 hands for 4 to bust from BB)
bayne_s is sitting out
bayne_s has timed out
bayne_s folds
Uncalled bet of 1,200 returned to iappraise
iappraise mucks
iappraise wins the pot (5,100)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,100 Rake 0
Seat 1: drizas folded before the Flop
Seat 2: kosh23 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: JaxSux folded before the Flop
Seat 4: edinboston folded before the Flop
Seat 5: your a sausage folded before the Flop
Seat 6: azbigjim folded before the Flop
Seat 7: BossJackson (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: bayne_s (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: iappraise (big blind) collected (5,100), mucked

System announcement came after fold raising the blinds and antes FAWK

Full Tilt Poker Game #2470299548: FTOPS Main Event Satellite (18166464), Table 119 - 1500/3000 Ante 400 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:19:27 ET - 2007/05/20
Seat 1: drizas (9,298)
Seat 2: kosh23 (4,285)
Seat 3: JaxSux (11,432)
Seat 4: edinboston (6,858)
Seat 5: your a sausage (2,655)
Seat 6: azbigjim (14,920)
Seat 7: BossJackson (1,870), is sitting out
Seat 8: bayne_s (280)
Seat 9: iappraise (6,810)
drizas antes 400
kosh23 antes 400
JaxSux antes 400
edinboston antes 400
your a sausage antes 400
azbigjim antes 400
BossJackson antes 400
bayne_s antes 280, and is all in
iappraise antes 400
iappraise posts the small blind of 1,500
drizas posts the big blind of 3,000
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [2h 6h]
Earthcloud (Observer): you all hurt
drizas: i have a monster
drizas: be careful
kosh23 has 15 seconds left to act
drizas: :)
kosh23 is sitting out
kosh23 has timed out
kosh23 folds
JaxSux folds
edinboston raises to 6,458, and is all in
your a sausage folds
drizas: gg all
drizas: gl tonite
azbigjim has 15 seconds left to act
azbigjim folds
BossJackson folds
iappraise folds
drizas calls 3,458
edinboston shows [7c Jc]
bayne_s shows [2h 6h]
drizas shows [Js 4h]
kosh23 has returned
*** FLOP *** [Jd 8c Jh]
*** TURN *** [Jd 8c Jh] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 8c Jh 6c] [Qh]
edinboston shows three of a kind, Jacks
drizas shows three of a kind, Jacks
drizas ties for the side pot (7,688) with three of a kind, Jacks
edinboston ties for the side pot (7,688) with three of a kind, Jacks
bayne_s shows two pair, Jacks and Sixes
drizas ties for the main pot (1,260) with three of a kind, Jacks
edinboston ties for the main pot (1,260) with three of a kind, Jacks
bayne_s stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 17,896 Main pot 2,520. Side pot 15,376. Rake 0
Board: [Jd 8c Jh 6c Qh]
Seat 1: drizas (big blind) showed [Js 4h] and won (8,948) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 2: kosh23 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: JaxSux folded before the Flop
Seat 4: edinboston showed [7c Jc] and won (8,948) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 5: your a sausage folded before the Flop
Seat 6: azbigjim folded before the Flop
Seat 7: BossJackson folded before the Flop
Seat 8: bayne_s (button) showed [2h 6h] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Seat 9: iappraise (small blind) folded before the Flop

Blinders could not have played weaker or tighter at end.