Thursday, April 03, 2008

An Apology is in order

Today waffles outed Astin which caused a loss of workplace productivity.

I remembered that as a response to BWOP's April Fools post there was a comment:

Astin said...
Rumour is that white is the new black, and straight is the new gay. I don't know where these rumours start. Certainly not here.

I suddenly was thinking OMG is that idiot waffles correct? Have I possibly offended Astin with my later response:

bayne_s said...
I guess waffles calling me fag does not override my agreeing with the late great Sam Kinison on "How can a man look at another man's hairy ass and find love? OWWW OWWW"

It is fine for others to be gay, and congratulations Astin for coming out of closet in comments to waffles and accepting your lesbian nature. I am sure waffles is willing to provide a forum for gay and lesbian announcements and it will not impact way I treat any of you (other than occaisonal or additional requests for girl on girl porn from some).

Yesterday in my post I was still a little tilty as I had gotten off to a good start in blogger cash, then made a couple of calls when I knew I was beat, a couple of shoves when I knew I was beat and quoted someone calling fuel a "cocksucker"

This was wrong.

Fuel's decision on sucking cock has no impact on his poker play. And I apologize to anyone that I may have offended. Calling fuel a "fa g", "homo" or "mallard fucker" in past was also wrong.

Fish, lucksack donkey, moron, idiot, loser, donator, dumbass, ATM, fishcakes or fucktard would have been better choices and I will strive to always refer to Fuel in the future using proper poker based insults.

I apologise in advance to the kinder gentler blogoshere members for future fuel inspired outbursts.

8 comments:

Shrike said...

Priceless! I definitely cracked a wide grin reading this post.

Fuel55 said...

Flame WAR!!!!!!!!!

KajaPoker said...

SO Waffles is the Perez Hilton of the poker blogging world? Nice touch.

Eric a.k.a. Bone Daddy said...

pretty funny for an engineer

Alan aka RecessRampage said...

Cracked a grin? This was the funniest shit ever. I laughed out loug at a restaurant reading this.

lj said...

you read blogs while you're out at a restaurant? with other people?

Alan aka RecessRampage said...

I was by myself. I would never read if there are other people. That's just rude.

KajaPoker said...

I once wrote a blog post at a restaurant about the idiot saleswoman I was sitting across from. Fun times.