Sunday, June 29, 2008

Weekends Best Waffles Impression

Full Tilt Poker Game #7019295996: $10 + $1 Knockout (53249628), Table 40 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:49:23 ET - 2008/06/29
Seat 1: POR1985 (365)
Seat 2: Jesdawg69 (3,420)
Seat 3: chillenwitme (2,310)
Seat 4: 8Michael (4,665)
Seat 5: IFoldedTheNuts (955)
Seat 6: bayne_s (1,860)
Seat 7: mattybuoy (4,765)
Seat 8: selectiv (1,425)
Seat 9: uwiscfan (2,067)
IFoldedTheNuts posts the small blind of 25
bayne_s posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [Kc Qc]
mattybuoy folds
selectiv folds
uwiscfan folds
POR1985 folds
Jesdawg69 folds
chillenwitme calls 50
8Michael calls 50
POR1985 has been disconnected
IFoldedTheNuts calls 25
POR1985 has reconnected
bayne_s has 15 seconds left to act
bayne_s checks
*** FLOP *** [Js 9d 2c]
IFoldedTheNuts checks
bayne_s checks
chillenwitme checks
8Michael checks
*** TURN *** [Js 9d 2c] [Th]
IFoldedTheNuts has 15 seconds left to act
IFoldedTheNuts bets 150
bayne_s calls 150
chillenwitme raises to 2,260, and is all in
8Michael folds
IFoldedTheNuts has 15 seconds left to act
IFoldedTheNuts calls 755, and is all in
bayne_s calls 1,660, and is all in
chillenwitme shows [9h Jc]
IFoldedTheNuts shows [Jd 7s]
bayne_s shows [Kc Qc]
Uncalled bet of 450 returned to chillenwitme
*** RIVER *** [Js 9d 2c Th] [4d]
chillenwitme shows two pair, Jacks and Nines
bayne_s shows a straight, King high
bayne_s wins the side pot (1,810) with a straight, King high
IFoldedTheNuts shows a pair of Jacks
bayne_s wins the main pot (2,915) with a straight, King high
chillenwitme: \omfgomf
chillenwitme: gomf
chillenwitme: gomf
chillenwitme: gmof
IFoldedTheNuts stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,725 Main pot 2,915. Side pot 1,810. Rake 0
Board: [Js 9d 2c Th 4d]
Seat 1: POR1985 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Jesdawg69 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: chillenwitme showed [9h Jc] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 4: 8Michael (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 5: IFoldedTheNuts (small blind) showed [Jd 7s] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 6: bayne_s (big blind) showed [Kc Qc] and won (4,725) with a straight, King high
Seat 7: mattybuoy didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: selectiv didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: uwiscfan didn't bet (folded)
chillenwitme: omfg
chillenwitme: ofmg
chillenwitme: fu king bulslhit
bayne_s: slow play to no pay
chillenwitme: u sllw played to a hole
chillenwitme: u fu king moron

I am now on Day 5 of poker without tilt. Playing on Sunday when A rag rules has not changed that.


Weak Player said...

Good job on no tilt; it's just poker, right? Hahahahaha at villan's rant. Does Waffles have a second alt?

lj said...

happy belated birthday!!!!

Eric a.k.a. Bone Daddy said...

I love the guy that waits for the board to complete before making the over bet.

good chat skillz, no bad words but a lot of salt into the wound.

SirFWALGMan said...

I assume you are saying you played the Waffles Gutter Gambit. However you misplayed it on every street. Your supposed to bet the flop and jam the turn. Not check-call everything. Nice hand anyways.

lucko said...

"chillenwitme: u fu king moron"

He is talking about himself, right?

Poker Brian said...

Dont you know you are supposed to fold when people check? I mean come on, such a suckout!

NH anyways :)

Loretta8 said...

he tarped you good

The Monster Stack said...

I love how you literally see the turn for free and hit the nuts and he calls you the moron. At the US Poker Championship at the Trump Taj in AC I made the mistake of dark-checking with 9-9 and after flopping a set, the guy hit the gutterball on the turn to stack me a few places off the final table. I understood the gravity of my mistake and called myself a moron. When will people learn to admit their mistakes? I've never done that one again.