Thursday, November 22, 2007

Hoy wins the dispute

Hoy and I have had a running dispute over who the worst poker player in BBT 2 is. Tonight I have seen the light and must concede that Hoy is correct.

Full Tilt Poker Game #4264639379: Riverchasers Online Poker Tour (30642010), Table 5 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:09:19 ET - 2007/11/22
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [Ac As]
ChapelncHill folds
slayteam folds
swimmom95 raises to 90
Donkette calls 90
TheCloserX5 folds
bayne_s raises to 500 Massive overbet to isolate donkey
Kajagugu folds
garthmeister folds
PKPNF folds
swimmom95 folds
Donkette calls 410 Never a doubt I would get a call
*** FLOP *** [3d 5c Kc]
Donkette has 15 seconds left to act
Donkette bets 1,135 Someone hit K
bayne_s raises to 2,500, and is all in Hoping K5 outside of range
Donkette calls 1,365bayne_s shows [Ac As]
Donkette shows [Kd 8d]
*** TURN *** [3d 5c Kc] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [3d 5c Kc 4s] [8h] I guess better to be lucky than good applies.
bayne_s shows a pair of Aces
Donkette shows two pair, Kings and Eights
Donkette wins the pot (6,135) with two pair, Kings and Eights
bayne_s stands up

Soon after in 50-50
Full Tilt Poker Game #4264861639: The Fifty-Fifty (32152252), Table 50 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:32:24 ET - 2007/11/22
Dealt to bayne_s [Ah Ac]
beast_blood foldsdanxxx1 folds
IamZEN foldswarzee folds
DUYEMURA raises to 40
bayne_s raises to 150
marathoner1 foldscrislee72 folds
DUYEMURA has 15 seconds left to act
DUYEMURA raises to 260
bayne_s raises to 2,050, and is all in
DUYEMURA calls 1,740, and is all in
bayne_s shows [Ah Ac]
DUYEMURA shows [Jd Jh]
Uncalled bet of 50 returned to bayne_s
*** FLOP *** [7s Qc Js]
*** TURN *** [7s Qc Js] [9d]

Does anyone have any suggestions of where I can buy mice in bulk?
Now that this crap keeps happening on Full Tilt I think until I progress past level 1 of bad beats I will need cheap $2 mice or a nuclear hardened touchpad.

*** RIVER *** [7s Qc Js 9d] [As]


Julius_Goat said...

If you were arguing with Hoy about this, you'd never played Donkette before.

It's stunning.

lj said...

um, i concur (see call of jam w/ A7o).