During $4k PLO last night the following chat came up:
MNWolvesfan: why are all you regulars showing up at this table?
Diamond King 2: like who?
Diamond King 2: baynes the chit
MNWolvesfan: you, athletic, bayne
Diamond King 2: well hes gone thank god
bayne_s: why worry about me I am always shortstack
MNWolvesfan: Now we just have to get rid of you guys.
Diamond King 2: but yr like a roach and never leave
MNWolvesfan: well, you always seem to make it deeper.
Diamond King 2: bayne yr ranked in the top 10 on Bluff mag ranking system
bayne_s: really?
Diamond King 2: yep
Diamond King 2: in the silver grouping
Diamond King 2: athletec is #1
MNWolvesfan: what are you diamond?
Diamond King 2: last i checked 9 or 10
MNWolvesfan: all you ringers
Diamond King 2: but no money or trophy so what does it matter
MNWolvesfan: I'm back on page 2]
MNWolvesfan: true
This can't help me in rankings:
Full Tilt Poker Game #6063924450: $4,000 Guarantee (45466764), Table 7 - 50/100 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 22:13:01 ET - 2008/04/16
Seat 1: noldmax (6,525)
Seat 2: StareMaster (1,560)
Seat 3: The Mystical1 (3,900)
Seat 4: Player292292 (6,820)
Seat 5: TheProphecy3 (4,455)
Seat 6: Diamond King 2 (14,295)
Seat 7: bayne_s (985)
Seat 8: MNWolvesfan (3,765)
Seat 9: louiegoods (9,020)
louiegoods posts the small blind of 50
noldmax posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [5h 3d Kd Kh]
StareMaster folds
The Mystical1 folds
Player292292 calls 100
TheProphecy3 folds
Diamond King 2 calls 100
bayne_s raises to 550
MNWolvesfan folds
louiegoods folds
noldmax raises to 1,900
Diamond King 2: u used to play this all the time MN
Player292292 folds
MNWolvesfan: yep
Diamond King 2 has 15 seconds left to act
Diamond King 2 raises to 6,400
bayne_s: cameo tonight
MNWolvesfan: just started up again recently
bayne_s calls 435, and is all in
noldmax raises to 6,525, and is all in
Diamond King 2 calls 125
noldmax shows [3s Ac 6h As]
Diamond King 2 shows [Ah 9d Ad 7d]
bayne_s shows [5h 3d Kd Kh]
*** FLOP *** [Jd 8d 6s]
*** TURN *** [Jd 8d 6s] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 8d 6s Qd] [7s]
noldmax shows a pair of Aces
Diamond King 2 shows a flush, Ace high
Diamond King 2 wins the side pot (11,080) with a flush, Ace high
bayne_s shows a flush, King high
Diamond King 2 wins the main pot (3,105) with a flush, Ace high
bayne_s stands up
noldmax stands up
Diamond King is #10 and now huge stack.
Left Mookie early when I jammed 99. Astin had raised UTG + 1. Person to my left rejammed AK confirming my suspicion that AK is never folding pre-flop in blogament. Best part of course is quote in chat "I thought Astin would snap me off with AA".
I will watch for GCox reraising Buddy or vis a versa and getting jammed by AK. I was in bad shape when JJ decided to call off their chips after that action.
Left Dookie real quickly with a bunch of missed draws and a jam into surf's AA pre.
Riverchasers is limit HE
4 comments:
I'm employee #8 and I make baskets.
Woot #8!
Btw, you shoulda corrected the guy. You're not like the roach. You rise from the ashes like a phoenix.
shit heads, then cock noses, then a roach. I think being called a roach is actually a nice thing. Alan, very funny, Bayne does seem to always rise above all the crap.
Wow. You're famous almost kinda.
Can I have an autograph?
Discovered your blog just a few days before this, but didn't realize you had legit groupies until that chat thread came up. Hilarious.
Gross bustout hand. I'd rather have been holding your cards than ours, PF.
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