Saturday $4k PLO fun

My daughter's picture on display was a watercolor and oil painting of a flower, I thought it was quite good but knew she had some artistic talent because when she was in 3rd grade she drew a picture of her favorite stuffed animal that blew me away with how well she captured the look of stuffed poodle. Funniest aspect of the day was the confidence she showed as she examined all the other drawings and expressed her opinion on each work and explained nuances of what was done on the pieces that impressed her. Since neither wife nor I are artistic I may need a paternity test:)

I went out early in $4k PLO. On my exit hand flop was Qc5d4c, iHACKEDtheCARDS had raised pre and potted the flop, dariffer raised pot. I had 6 55 2c so felt obligated to call.

iHACKEDtheCARDS folded, dariffer had JcTc77 and turn was Ac river did not pair board and I was done. The table was still open as I added note to dariffer to indicate FCD when I observed the following chat:

iHACKEDtheCARDS: terrible
dariffer: hmmmm
dariffer: y?
dariffer: is 11 outs with overlay bad?
dariffer: or r u just an idiot
dariffer: who doesnt know anything?
dariffer: o wow
dariffer: u r really good man
dariffer: 1 cash life time
dariffer: wow ur in a really good position to talk #%@@
dariffer: U HAVE NEVER WON ANYTHING U DONKEY
dariffer: IHACKEDTHECARDS
dariffer: loses more than everyone at the table
Dealer: iHACKEDtheCARDS has 15 seconds left to act
dariffer: i amk looking at your stats right now
iHACKEDtheCARDS: bs
dariffer: how miuch u down life time?
dariffer: really
dariffer: cause im looking at them right now
iHACKEDtheCARDS: those stats are ALWAYS wrong
dariffer: played 257
iHACKEDtheCARDS: i've never had a single tourney i've won show up
iHACKEDtheCARDS: ever
dariffer: ya
David_Hodge: lol
dariffer: cause u never win man
iHACKEDtheCARDS: ok
dariffer: u have won a couple seats in satellites
dariffer: but u have never done anything with them
iHACKEDtheCARDS: see...that's all that shows
dariffer: im looking right now
dariffer: thats y im clowingin u
iHACKEDtheCARDS: its fn young
iHACKEDtheCARDS: wrong
dariffer: no im looking at whole tracking
dariffer: no sir
dariffer: its is not wrong
bayne_s (Observer): let him jam 3rd flush
iHACKEDtheCARDS: then how many tourneys have i won?
dariffer: u r kjust in self denial
dariffer: 5 1st
Dealer: Ultimatezwor has 15 seconds left to act
iHACKEDtheCARDS: how many stud? how many omaha..holdem?
dariffer: all in sats
iHACKEDtheCARDS: tell me
dariffer: 0/11 in PL holdem
iHACKEDtheCARDS: i rarely play satellites
dariffer: 1/15 in omaha hi
iHACKEDtheCARDS: rarely
iHACKEDtheCARDS: just played one today
dariffer: 0/6 in omaha hi lo
iHACKEDtheCARDS: and i mostly play cash games
dariffer: ya i c
iHACKEDtheCARDS: 0/6
dariffer: u playued a 44 and won a 216 seat
iHACKEDtheCARDS: i've only played 6 h/l
iHACKEDtheCARDS: lol
dariffer: 3/23 in stud
dariffer: man tell me when im lying
iHACKEDtheCARDS: i've won h/l tourneys bigger than this
dariffer: this is hi though
dariffer: so mayb u just dumb?
iHACKEDtheCARDS: rely on your info
Dealer: David_Hodge has 15 seconds left to act
iHACKEDtheCARDS: no really? this is high?
iHACKEDtheCARDS: moron
Dealer: iHACKEDtheCARDS has 15 seconds left to act
BluntToker33: i wouldnt be trying to clwon someone when your ROI is -22
iHACKEDtheCARDS: anyone else here know the sites are BS?
iHACKEDtheCARDS: please chime in and shut him up
dariffer: sharkscope me ?
David_Hodge: i just look at chip stacks
Dealer: dariffer has 15 seconds left to act
BluntToker33: OPR u
BluntToker33: !
dariffer: opr me ps riffrafff
iHACKEDtheCARDS: sharkscope...lol
iHACKEDtheCARDS: they are accurate...bs
dariffer: opr me
BluntToker33: i did
dariffer: riffrafff on ps
dariffer: ON PS
BluntToker33: -27% ROI lifetime
dariffer: not ps sir, top 200 this year buddy
BluntToker33: we are playing on fulltilt
dariffer: so wat
dariffer: WE R PLAYING POKER
iHACKEDtheCARDS: good for you...
iHACKEDtheCARDS: i'm impressed
Dealer: dariffer has 15 seconds left to act
BluntToker33: there are a bagillion riffraffs
BluntToker33: ORLY ur a liar
dariffer: haha blunt
dariffer: 1 bigf cash
iHACKEDtheCARDS: i play this game full time for a living donkey
dariffer: thinks hes a boss
dariffer: no u dont
dariffer: NO U DONT
Dealer: iHACKEDtheCARDS has 15 seconds left to act
iHACKEDtheCARDS: lol
dariffer: and if u do
iHACKEDtheCARDS: oh...i dont?
BluntToker33: 1 cash = more than u have cashed lifetime on fulltilt
dariffer: yes sir
dariffer: u r right
dariffer: check my ps
dariffer: better than ur ftp
BluntToker33: whats ur stars name
BluntToker33: riffraff brings up 10 different people
iHACKEDtheCARDS: you know what....those sites are not accurate...
Dealer: dariffer wins the pot (350)
Dealer: Hand #5834897905
iHACKEDtheCARDS: you guys need to realize that
dariffer: riffrafff
dariffer: 3 f's
dariffer: on the end
Dealer: iHACKEDtheCARDS has 15 seconds left to act
BluntToker33: imio they are
iHACKEDtheCARDS: actually...you need to underestimate your opponent...you'll
go far
dariffer: u already said that hack
Dealer: BluntToker33 has 15 seconds left to act
iHACKEDtheCARDS: you keep arguing about stats
iHACKEDtheCARDS: they are wrong
BluntToker33: hmm nice 1 buddy
Dealer: David_Hodge wins the pot (850)
Dealer: Hand #5834909073
iHACKEDtheCARDS: i can go to look at my own wins even right now and they are
not there on full tilts site
iHACKEDtheCARDS: fun fun
Dealer: AcesUpTheAss shows a flush, King high
Dealer: AcesUpTheAss wins the pot (500) with a flush, King high
Dealer: Hand #5834931883
dariffer: lol
dariffer: hey ihacked
dariffer: wanna sit in a cash game
dariffer: and we will c who has more money
dariffer: bring your hole roll
dariffer: ?
iHACKEDtheCARDS: ok
iHACKEDtheCARDS: what stakes
iHACKEDtheCARDS: people like you are so full of s
dariffer: o sry
iHACKEDtheCARDS: grinders like me just play all day
dariffer: was signing into AIM
dariffer: ok
dariffer: 10/20nl?
iHACKEDtheCARDS: i only play 2/4 omaha
iHACKEDtheCARDS: i'm not a high roller...
dariffer: called
dariffer: nationz
iHACKEDtheCARDS: make 300-350 a day
dariffer: ya no one is there
dariffer: i dont wanna play

This went on for ~20 minutes, dariffer had $924 in his roll when he sat at the $10/$20 table to show off his roll. My own take on the hand is that my own play was suspect since I had 2nd set but my read was I was against flush draw so was 73%, the gut shot was my insurance policy if wrong. Dariffer is drawing to 3rd flush and can't really count 2nd pair hitting set as "outs". Of course on flop board pairing giving flush can't count as outs but the FCD does not see beyond own hand.