Since Bonedaddy has retired feature

Left the Bodog Blogger tournament when I forgot NewinNov never folds a big pocket pair preflop and lost a race to his 33.

I spewed a few chips in a Limit O8 hand against Donkette when I flopped a nutflush draw, and overwrap but failed to hit any of my 21 outs. Then I had this fantastic display of poker occur.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6406969351: Skill Series (44660235), Table 3 - 200/400 - Limit Hold'em - 23:09:24 ET - 2008/05/13
Seat 1: ElSnarfGrande (5,561)
Seat 2: Astin (6,937)
Seat 3: heffmike (3,704)
Seat 5: RecessRampage (4,538)
Seat 6: PokerBrian322 (2,851)
Seat 7: Donkette (4,388)
Seat 8: bayne_s (2,774)
PokerBrian322 posts the small blind of 100
Donkette posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [Jh Js]
bayne_s raises to 400
ElSnarfGrande folds
Astin folds
heffmike folds
RecessRampage calls 400
PokerBrian322 folds
Donkette calls 200
*** FLOP *** [3h 5s 2d]
Donkette checks
bayne_s bets 200
RecessRampage calls 200
Donkette calls 200
*** TURN *** [3h 5s 2d] [3c]
Donkette checks
bayne_s bets 400
RecessRampage folds
Donkette calls 400

Math interlude calling 400 to win 2300, 5.75:1 on money, I would hope you think you have 7 outs rather than 10 but to be fair you still have 2 overs.
*** RIVER *** [3h 5s 2d 3c] [As]

Donkette checks WTF if you thought it was an out then bet it or was 4 outs enough and you were only betting if 4 hit?
bayne_s checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bayne_s shows [Jh Js] two pair, Jacks and Threes
Donkette shows [7h Ah] two pair, Aces and Threes
Donkette wins the pot (2,700) with two pair, Aces and Threes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,700 Rake 0
Board: [3h 5s 2d 3c As]
Seat 1: ElSnarfGrande didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Astin didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: heffmike didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: RecessRampage (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 6: PokerBrian322 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Donkette (big blind) showed [7h Ah] and won (2,700) with two pair, Aces and Threes
Seat 8: bayne_s showed [Jh Js] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Threes

Recess later informed me he folded AQ, 10 outs he is certainly priced in and probably even bets if he hits Ace but he thought it through and was a little leery of 66 reducing outs to 6.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6406978218: Skill Series (44660235), Table 3 - 200/400 - Limit Hold'em - 23:10:05 ET - 2008/05/13
Seat 1: ElSnarfGrande (5,561)
Seat 2: Astin (6,937)
Seat 3: heffmike (3,704)
Seat 5: RecessRampage (3,938)
Seat 6: PokerBrian322 (2,751)
Seat 7: Donkette (6,088)
Seat 8: bayne_s (1,774)
Donkette posts the small blind of 100
bayne_s posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [Ac Tc]
ElSnarfGrande folds
Astin folds
heffmike folds
RecessRampage raises to 400
PokerBrian322 folds
Donkette folds
bayne_s: Ace so frckn pretty
bayne_s calls 200
*** FLOP *** [Ad Kc Qd]
bayne_s checks
RecessRampage bets 200
bayne_s calls 200
*** TURN *** [Ad Kc Qd] [9s]
bayne_s checks
RecessRampage bets 400
bayne_s calls 400
*** RIVER *** [Ad Kc Qd 9s] [2s]
bayne_s checks
RecessRampage bets 400
bayne_s calls 400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RecessRampage shows [Td Jd] a straight, Ace high
bayne_s mucks
RecessRampage wins the pot (2,900) with a straight, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,900 Rake 0
Board: [Ad Kc Qd 9s 2s]
Seat 1: ElSnarfGrande didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Astin didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: heffmike didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: RecessRampage showed [Td Jd] and won (2,900) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 6: PokerBrian322 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Donkette (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: bayne_s (big blind) mucked [Ac Tc] - a pair of Aces

I should have folded that hand since I know Recess plays mid connectors but he had 3-bet pre with AT againgst swimmom with Astin still to act so thought he was playing more aggro this evening.

Played the turbo Fiddy but exited when after EP minraise, I jammed UTG +4, JJ in CO overcalled and button called that action with QJo. My set o Kings was no match for his rivered Broadway.

I did figure out a way to improve table image after reading Stupid System: