Sunday, October 21, 2007

Timing is everything

I played MiamiDon's Big Game last night. I don't know why? I have never cashed and the higher buyin does nothing to eliminate the "calling station" plays Chad complains about seeing in the Mookie.

Early on:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bayne_s [Ah Ks]
JD Schellnutt has 15 seconds left to act
JD Schellnutt calls 50
bayne_s raises to 225
JD Schellnutt has 15 seconds left to act
JD Schellnutt calls 175
*** FLOP *** [2s Qd Td]

I have raised my AK preflop and gotten one caller. I don't hate the flop but I would rather see the turn than C-Bet this time.

JD Schellnutt checks
bayne_s checks
*** TURN *** [2s Qd Td] [Jc]

My wisdom is rewarded. If I bet the flop I would hope Jerkoff Donkey Schellnut would have checkraised shoved, this is play Chad or I would make as unless we are up against set we are favorites and only a 52/48 dog if up against set.

JD Schellnutt bets 525
I now have to believe checkraise was planned and he is pissed he didn't bet flop
bayne_s raises to 2,100
JD Schellnutt raises to 2,470, and is all in
bayne_s calls 370
JD Schellnutt shows [Jd 9d]
bayne_s shows [Ah Ks]
Instead Jerkoff Donkey loses a card and 6 outs and decides now is time to go to felt. If he bets flop and cripples me I can respect that but nightmare turn card has dropped and now he makes play he should have made on flop.
*** RIVER *** [2s Qd Td Jc] [6d]
JD Schellnutt shows a flush, Queen high
bayne_s shows a straight, Ace high
JD Schellnutt wins the pot (5,465)
Of course because it is Sunday I get fawked.

I played 3 supersatellites to $1M

Twice I flopped overpairs and had jams called by an underpair that turned sets

Once I pushed (7x BB) 55 pre on 5 handed table, button called with 44 and rivered 4.

The hand below is how I bubbled 24k, big stack in Co is raising 1/2 hands, I have 10k chips, he raises to 3k, I jam to 10k and he calls because at 2:1 he is "pot committed"

6s9s is the new nutz.
I take beats so well!


Chad C said...


Alan aka RecessRampage said...

You know, you don't have to post these fake screenshots and HH's to try to show that you're not a lucksac... :)

Hammer Player a.k.a Hoyazo said...

"'Jerkoff Donkey'" Schettlenut....


You scream and you shout but you're always a lucksac to me.......